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Moose's Quotes By Eminem: I wanna get on TV and just let

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. — Eminem

Moose's Quotes By Jim Butcher: You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. — Jim Butcher

Moose's Quotes By Vivien Bowers: Moose Factory (I wonder if they make moose

Moose Factory (I wonder if they make moose there?) — Vivien Bowers

Moose's Quotes By Mallory Ortberg: Did you know that, pound for pound, the

Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It's true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. — Mallory Ortberg

Moose's Quotes By Alcee Hastings: Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care

Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. — Alcee Hastings

Moose's Quotes By Morgan Matson: I'm so sorry-I broke you moose?

I'm so sorry-I broke you moose? — Morgan Matson

Moose's Quotes By Gary Paulsen: And the last thought he had that morning

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

Moose's Quotes By Joan Rivers: Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. — Joan Rivers

Moose's Quotes By Groucho Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it — Groucho Marx

Moose's Quotes By Jimmy Smith: I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big

I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big Walter Horton, Big Moose Walker, and all those guys. — Jimmy Smith

Moose's Quotes By Theodore Roosevelt: Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. — Theodore Roosevelt

Moose's Quotes By Tao Lin: Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose,

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. — Tao Lin

Moose's Quotes By Don Kardong: I know runners who have suffered a tick

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. — Don Kardong

Moose's Quotes By Rick Riordan: Hey, moose! I screamed. The Set animal locked

Hey, moose! I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we'll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought. — Rick Riordan

Moose's Quotes By Julie Anne Peters: Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my

Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose — Julie Anne Peters

Moose's Quotes By Jass Richards: Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing

Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall. — Jass Richards

Moose's Quotes By Pat Paulsen: A gun is a necessity. Who knows if

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose? — Pat Paulsen

Moose's Quotes By Tim Moon: Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. — Tim Moon

Moose's Quotes By Bob Hope: The last time I played golf with President

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark ... — Bob Hope

Moose's Quotes By Rick Riordan: No Tyson, the guy in the story did

No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. — Rick Riordan

Moose's Quotes By Jillian Dodd: Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but

Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" - — Jillian Dodd

Moose's Quotes By Bill Bryson: Hunters will tell you that a moose is

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. — Bill Bryson

Moose's Quotes By Gary Paulsen: moose was a moose. There

moose was a moose. There — Gary Paulsen

Moose's Quotes By Theodore Roosevelt: I'm as strong as a bull moose and

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. — Theodore Roosevelt

Moose's Quotes By Rick Riordan: The store had a hand-painted sign the read:

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. — Rick Riordan

Moose's Quotes By Mikey Way: That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi.

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. — Mikey Way

Moose's Quotes By Rolf Peterson: Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth — Rolf Peterson

Moose's Quotes By Gerald R. Ford: I would like to deny all allegations by

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. — Gerald R. Ford

Moose's Quotes By Mary Oliver: The face of the moose is as sad

The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus. — Mary Oliver

Moose's Quotes By Elliott James: Watching you try to be a smooth manipulator

Watching you try to be a smooth manipulator is like watching a moose do ballet. What did you do, read Machiavelli for Dummies? Or — Elliott James

Moose's Quotes By Kiera Cass: I pranced around the room like a blind

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. — Kiera Cass

Moose's Quotes By Christopher Moore: Let's high stick that moose in the fun

Let's high stick that moose in the fun bags. — Christopher Moore

Moose's Quotes By Charles A. Moose: It's the story of how I went from

It's the story of how I went from being lionized for helping bring the snipers to justice to being vilified for writing a book about it. — Charles A. Moose

Moose's Quotes By Genevieve Cortese: Everyone says I remind them of a moose,just

Everyone says I remind them of a moose,just because my nose is so big. — Genevieve Cortese

Moose's Quotes By S. Moose: Remember to always shine & never give up

Remember to always shine & never give up on love! — S. Moose

Moose's Quotes By Theodore Roosevelt: I feel as fit as a bull moose.

I feel as fit as a bull moose. — Theodore Roosevelt

Moose's Quotes By Richelle Mead: You used nunchucks on a moose?"Wolfe got a

You used nunchucks on a moose?"
Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. "I used all sorts of things on that bastard. — Richelle Mead

Moose's Quotes By Samuel Goldwyn: If I did that, I'd be sticking my

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose. — Samuel Goldwyn

Moose's Quotes By Nancy Temple Rodrigue: It All Started with a Moose

It All Started with a Moose — Nancy Temple Rodrigue

Moose's Quotes By Rick Riordan: The store had a hand-painted sign that read:

The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said. By — Rick Riordan