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But as a kid, I loved 'Monty Python.' My Dad was a devout watcher. We used to watch it when we ate dinner! — Wes Bentley

I consider myself fortunate that I am in the position to decide which is the most effective way to tell our stories. — Garth Kravits

Vitriolic really is personal. I am vitriolic. I am savage. — Gore Vidal

Growing up, I watched shows such as 'Blackadder' and 'Monty Python' with my parents. — Mathew Baynton

I'd grown up loving English films. I was a huge Monty Python fanatic as a kid. — Alessandro Nivola

star-topped wand! — Daisy Meadows

And someplace, if there is a place where lists are kept, and credit given, I am sure there is a gold star by his name. — Donna Tartt

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded. — Mike Myers

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand. — Robin Williams

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

What the holy hand grenade was that? — Josephine Angelini

I was pretty much a child of 'Monty Python.' I grew up loving that type of humor and even structured a lot of humor in the same fashion. — Michael Jai White

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply. — Graham Chapman

Lovers are always together in heart, mind and soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I prefer the finesse of French humour. English humour is more scathing, more cruel, as illustrated by Monty Python and Little Britain. — Helen Mirren

My dad is into movies, and they let me watch movies. I was obsessed with Monty Python when I was in preschool - I don't know why. — Charlie Tahan

Who then to frail mortality shall trust But limns the water, or but writes in dust. — Francis Bacon

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad. — Eric Idle

The world is a very complex and interesting place and that is what I really want my fiction to say: wake up to how amazing the world is. — Dean Koontz

The whole idea of creating saints, it's pure 'Monty Python.' They have to clock up two miracles. — Richard Dawkins

'Monty Python' is now more recognised by the films than by the TV series. — Mark Gatiss

It's not hard to create self-beliefs that produce a successful and happy life. The main job is to unlearn your limiting beliefs. — Maddy Malhotra

I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' together. — Miranda Kerr

There is indeed a God that hears and sees whate'er we do.
[Lat., Est profecto deus, qui, quae nos gerimus, auditque et videt.] — Plautus

Perfectionists are patient,
the diligent are persevering,
and the relentless are successful. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Come see the violence inherent in the system, HELP I'm being repressed! — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter. — James A. Michener

Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot and are growing more so as they totter toward old age. — Terry Teachout

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain. — Frank Portman

Maybe we could learn a little lesson, maybe this all shine a little light, cause there's no healthy way to mess with the line between wrong and right. — Randy Travis

Run away. Me and Monty Python. — Jim Butcher

YOU can find and shit in the awesome places. — Deyth Banger

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python. — Alice Cooper

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? — Graham Chapman

I love 'Monty Python,' 'Black Adder,' 'Fawlty Towers.' I'm a huge fan of British comedy. — Isla Fisher

Come see the violence inherit in the system!! Help Help I'm being oppressed!! — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Even after you're dead it hurts just as bad when your heart swells up, stretched bigger and bigger like an aneurysm of tears getting ready to boom. — Chuck Palahniuk

A novel is a made-up work about made-up people in a made-up place, all of which is very real. — Thomas C. Foster

'Monty Python' and 'The Simpsons' have ruined comedy for writers for the rest of our lives. — Scott Adsit

I love the English. My God, they brought us 'Benny Hill,' 'Monty Python,' 'The Office,' Neville Chamberlain. — Seth MacFarlane

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed. — Kevin Hearne