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I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain

Thou hast been with the Monkey People - the gray apes - the people without a law - the eaters of everything. — Rudyard Kipling

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. — Winston S. Churchill

Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers

Parties don't thrill me. I like sitting at home with a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream watching Big Brother or Friends. — Alex Pettyfer

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. — Robert Hughes

You never monkey with the truth. — Ben Bradlee

I find it easier to claim that I am friends with a monkey rather than with a man. — Shahla Khan

The resources of the Deity cannot be so meagre, that, in order to create a human being endowed with reason, he must change a monkey into a man. — Louis Agassiz

I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid. — N.M. Silber

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM. — Nancy Sinatra

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though. — Neil Simon

A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results. — Marie-Helene Bertino

I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. — Elliot S! Maggin

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. — Thomas A. Edison

Our people need freedom like a monkey needs glasses. No one would know what to do with it. — Svetlana Alexievich

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes

In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey. — Emmanuel Jal

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis. — Elton John

It is horrible how people will use anything as a political monkey wrench and to hell with the country. (Julia Child to Avis DeVoto) — Joan Reardon

This guy was beyond lucky. He was Midas with a better attorney, or the owner of a Monkey's Paw version 2.0, or Richard Cory on Prozac. — John L. Monk

Come back with a healthy monkey, or don't come back at all. — Brian K. Vaughan

If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton

Red climbed like a monkey, I to climbed like a monkey. A very old one. With one leg. And six fingers — Eoin Colfer

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay. — Stephen Colbert

You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it? — David Letterman

I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey! — Jonathan Dunne

Monkey. I went along for the ride because I'd got some very safe money on him not doing it, and didn't want him coming back with fake evidence. — Douglas Adams

Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I like to get in the mood. — Peter Milligan

Working with any actor is like working with a monkey. — Marlon Brando

I have a swizzle stick shaped like a little monkey," announced Rose. "Let's help the dead man with his problem. — Seanan McGuire

I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if I'm going to apologise for that. — Stella Young

Sillus have friend," the little monkey dude says, looking up at me with wide eyes. "Family. Lots. Go get, they help huntress. — Tera Lynn Childs

Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is.

It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine. — Cindy Roland Anderson

It seemed to him that life's true tragedy was to lift up one's voice among the living and be met with indifference. — Cristina Garcia

I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. — Theodore Sturgeon

Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries. — Penny Reid

But being hit in the face with monkey poo is something that, deep inside, we all believe happens only to other people. — Jeff Strand