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Monday Humor Quotes & Sayings

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There are no miracles on Mondays. — Amy Neftzger

But even an ordinary secretary or a housewife or a teenager can, within their own small ways, turn on a small light in a dark room. — Miep Gies

Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman

Monday isn't that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it. — Day

The day your child says she hates you, and every child will go through the phase, it kicks like a foot in the stomach. — Kathryn Stockett

North and South were equally confident that God was on their side, and appealed incessantly to Him. — Rebecca Harding Davis

So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends - but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership. — Julio Alexi Genao

The guillotine was most effective and used until fairly recently. — Herbert Lom

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. — Steven Wright

If you want to write, you write. Talent is simply not enough. — Jane Yolen

Oh, I envy you!" he cried. "You are still nourished by yesterday's alms, but yesterday's happiness no longer nourishes me. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners. — Bauvard

Fear of change perplexes monarchs. — John Milton

Democracy is not just voting for your leaders; it's really premised upon ordinary citizens understanding the issues. — Howard Rheingold

Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank. — Jimmy Breslin

Without social identity, there is, in fact, no society. — Richard Jenkins

People talked more openly to a psychiatrist than they did to a priest because a doctor couldn't threaten them with Hell. — Paulo Coelho

Sex is a spiritual experience. — Deepak Chopra

She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn

I was hoping to attend the School of Visual Arts and had a portfolio built up. — Kevin Dillon

If I were to go to heaven, and find that Christ was not there, I would leave immediately; for heaven without Christ would be hell to me. — Thomas Goodwin

To begin with, I dined there on Monday, and once a week is quite enough to dine with one's own relations. — Oscar Wilde