Monday Funny Quotes
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Monday Funny Quotes & Sayings
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My own attitude to the innumerable injustices of life has always been a philosophical one, especially when they have tended to operate in my favour.
— Auberon Waugh
I drink no more than a sponge.
— Francois Rabelais
Thinking for the Sake of Global Faithfulness: Encountering Islam with the Mind of Christ THABITI ANYABWILE
— John Piper
Yeah, me and Q-Tip is cool outside of the business, but you know, within the business sometimes it can get ugly, you know what I mean?
— Phife Dawg
The mere smell of cooking can evoke a whole civilization.
— Fernand Braudel
She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn
There are moments in relationship when you didn't speak, you didn't have to; but you talked a lot.
— Aman Jassal
Our focus is our reality. What we choose to focus on becomes our world. It produces our thoughts, values, attitudes, and beliefs.
— David J. Lieberman
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'
— Jimmy Fallon
I guess good things come to those who wait.
— Kurt Busch
It is a paradox that as we reach out prime, we also see there is a place where it finishes.
— Gail Sheehy
The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.
— Bauvard
What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.
— Kevin Dalton