Monday Funny Quotes: top 18 famous quotes about Monday Funny

Monday Funny Quotes & Sayings

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My own attitude to the innumerable injustices of life has always been a philosophical one, especially when they have tended to operate in my favour. — Auberon Waugh

All motion is relative. Maybe it's you who've moved away by standing still. — Jerome Lawrence

I drink no more than a sponge. — Francois Rabelais

Thinking for the Sake of Global Faithfulness: Encountering Islam with the Mind of Christ THABITI ANYABWILE — John Piper

Yeah, me and Q-Tip is cool outside of the business, but you know, within the business sometimes it can get ugly, you know what I mean? — Phife Dawg

The mere smell of cooking can evoke a whole civilization. — Fernand Braudel

Look at me and tell me if I don't have Brazil in every curve of my body. — Carmen Miranda

She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn

There are moments in relationship when you didn't speak, you didn't have to; but you talked a lot. — Aman Jassal

Our focus is our reality. What we choose to focus on becomes our world. It produces our thoughts, values, attitudes, and beliefs. — David J. Lieberman

I guess it's nice to have someone to love while you're looking for someone to love. — Davy Jones

Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.' — Jimmy Fallon

I guess good things come to those who wait. — Kurt Busch

I was on leave from local and regional politics, as long as I was a Minister. — Emma Bonino

It is a paradox that as we reach out prime, we also see there is a place where it finishes. — Gail Sheehy

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners. — Bauvard

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. — Kevin Dalton

You are only Half Happy unless you love them both equally: Friday & Monday! — Mohith Agadi