Mona Lisa Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa Quotes & Sayings

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall,
Who's fairest of them all?
I'm Mona Lisa and She is plain,
But the truth is - we all are Vain. — Saru Singhal

This is the Mona Lisa of bad diners. — Daniel Clowes

She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if you really looked at her and for good fruitarian measure. — Joseph McElroy

Da Vinci painted one Mona Lisa. Beethoven composed one Fifth Symphony. And God made one version of you. — Max Lucado

One man's Mona Lisa is another man's velvet Elvis. — C.M. Bacon

The Bible is more to be admired than the Louvre Museum, and the Gospel of John is perhaps its Mona Lisa. — James M. Hamilton Jr.

Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa. — Molly Harper

This is the Mona Lisa of paleontology. — Elizabeth Kolbert

Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. — Chuck Palahniuk

Anna, Anna," Josh interrupts. "If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa. You'll be fine. — Stephanie Perkins

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face. — William S. Burroughs

Well, is it pornography or is it art? Well as far as I'm concerned, the Mona Lisa is art. — Shaun Micallef

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. — Chuck Palahniuk

Could Hamlet have been written bya committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club? Could the NewTestament have been composed as a conference report? — Alfred Whitney Griswold

Great art must not be sullied by politics. One would never, after all, seek to embellish the Mona Lisa, not even with a swastika. — Timur Vermes

Graff smiled a little Mona Lisa smile, if Mona Lisa had been a pudgy colonel. — Orson Scott Card

Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician. — Robert Orben

It is not enough to deface the Mona Lisa because that does not kill the Mona Lisa. All art of the past must be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be. — Noel Coward

I was to Japanese visitors to Washington what the Mona Lisa is to Americans visiting Paris. — John C. Danforth

A lotta cats copy the Mona Lisa, but people still line up to see the original. — Louis Armstrong

People going to see the Mona Lisa, not to look at it, but because it's the Mona Lisa — Paul Pope

Is not gone, you're in the flatness of the deadlands. Time doesn't stop. You watch it move but you are still, like a painting with a Mona Lisa smile. — Marlon James

Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa. — George Steinbrenner

I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez

One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa. — Mac O'Grady

Everybody can draw, in my estimation. If you give a man 50 years, he'll come up with the Mona Lisa. — Jack Kirby

Burn the Louvre, and wipe your ass with the Mona Lisa. This way at least, God would know our names. — Chuck Palahniuk

You cannot paint the Mona Lisa by assigning one dab each to a thousand painters. — William F. Buckley Jr.

If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the Mona Lisa. — Stephanie Perkins

With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated. — Paulo Coelho

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. — Will Rogers

I really believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush. — Bob Ross

Every work of art belongs to his time. I would not paint again the Mona Lisa in the third dimension. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

If someone told me I could hang out in da Vinci's studio while he painted the Mona Lisa or go up on Brian's roof with him at night - I'm on the roof — Jandy Nelson