Mommy And Daddy Quotes
Collection of top 33 famous quotes about Mommy And Daddy
Mommy And Daddy Quotes & Sayings
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Girls aren't supposed to see wieners, Aunt Dee. And Daddy's wiener was mad that Mommy saw. It was so mad, it was pointing at her!
— Harper Sloan
I'm not playing daddy. I am Daddy and you are Mommy. Shouldn't we be making out instead of fighting?
— Toni Aleo
I'm cute, Mommy's cute, and Daddy's ... " She tore her gaze up to meet his."Daddy's lucky," he finished for her. — Katie Ashley
Do you even really know how vampires are made?''Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much ... — Cassandra Clare
I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.
— David Letterman
Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.
— Octavia Butler
Do you know where most skeletons come from?""When a mommy skeleton loves a daddy skeleton very much... — Leigh Perry
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
— William Masters
Never be comfortable ... with just good enough.
— Ray Lewis
Daddy is jive talkingand showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser
Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space.
— Angelina Jolie
I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done.
— Mary J. Blige
Your actions reveal your thoughts.
— Debasish Mridha
I'm going to be a big sister," Emily said. "My daddy breeded my mommy, like Chinook with the mares.
— Pamela Clare
In all of your living, don't forget to live.
— Ricky Maye
Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.
— Erma Bombeck
Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women.
— Camille Paglia
I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.
— Tracy Morgan
What are you? Agents of the FBI's X-Files Bureau?" "I didn't know they let the furry into the Bureau these days," snorts Owen.
— S.J. Harper
If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing.
— Robert Kiyosaki
Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
— Howard Cosell
Being an actress is a very physical thing. If I didn't look the way I looked, I would never have started in films.
— Catherine Deneuve
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.
— Hank Williams Jr.