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I believe I've come to understand something. Love isn't always big and dramatic. It's big, it's deep, but it's also quite and calm. — Ashlyn Macnamara

Maybe I was a little jealous or envious of the abstract painters - but the truth was I thought what they were doing was boring. — Larry Rivers

-I got the conch!" --Piggy (in Lord of the Flies), attempting Democracy — William Golding

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. — Hasil Paudyal

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

When you point your finger 'cause your plan fell through You got three more fingers pointing back at you! — Mark Knopfler

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? — Bob Saget

I'm not in the habit of looking back - I leave that till I get old. — William Mulock

I'm a 'Power of Now' kind of guy, always have been. I don't really hang on to a lot of pictures. I have pictures of my daughters. — Art Alexakis

What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad. — Angelina Jolie

I'm a fully paid-up member of the human race. — Charles Kennedy

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. — Paula Pell

Respect your dream. — Jill Williamson

Nothing, I have decided, could waste precious life more than trigonometry and logarithms. — Morrissey

You should have seen your face," she said, her breath hot in my ear. "Sa-woooon. — Sarah Dessen

It's a foolish culture that entrusts its food supply to simpletons. — Joel Salatin

There is direction but there is no destination — Carl R. Rogers

I am hunting for people who would be a good colleague or a teammate, not someone who works for me. — Jack Dangermond

Layer upon layer of soft-packed snowflakes settled in near silence, forming a quilt of feathery ice crystals. — Rebecca Nichols Alonzo