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I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. — Jay Mohr

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. — Jay Mohr

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid. — Jay Mohr

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. — Jay Mohr

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing. — Jay Mohr

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts. — Jay Mohr

What bothers me most about today is that we're getting used 2 it. ENOUGH. 2nd amendment must go. Violence has 2 stop. Culture MUST change. — Jay Mohr

Mohr was one of the most talented people on the staff of Time, in print as well as in person - the two are often different. — David Halberstam

I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much. — Chris Mohr

If you want God to laugh, make plans. — Jay Mohr

About 70 percent of pregnant women are deficient in Vitamin D. — Chris Mohr

I want to be the kind of adult that keeps learning. I want to always be open to new experiences. — Joshua Mohr

I always joke that every novel is really about the same thing: one person's struggle against society. — Joshua Mohr

If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out? — Jay Mohr

I'm a very tactile learner, so I need analog index cards, moving them all about, trying out various sequences for the book's architecture. — Joshua Mohr

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet. — Chris Mohr

All is calm, all is bright. — Joseph Mohr

Every imperfection you have as a man makes a sound as it knifes through satin sheets. — Jay Mohr

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them. — Jay Mohr

Just because you take gluten out of something doesn't make it a health food. — Chris Mohr

I think I made a mistake once ... yeah ... it was only once. — Jay Mohr

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks. — Jay Mohr

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind. — Jay Mohr

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players? — Jay Mohr

She's Cherokee Indian, which is great 'cause whenever we have sex, it rains. — Jay Mohr

The more you cook, the better you'll look. — Chris Mohr

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. — Jay Mohr

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. — Jay Mohr

The guy that designed girls' volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters. — Jay Mohr

If Dante was writing The Divine Comedy in 2013, he might very well have set part of it in the suburbs. — Joshua Mohr

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick. — Jay Mohr

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. — Jay Mohr

One of the reasons intermittent fasting can work is that it reconnects you with what hunger feels like. — Chris Mohr

I need a sound-proof room to tie up the inner critic, gag her and nail the door shut. But she keeps escapping. Poor knots and short nails. — Judy L Mohr

You don't really drive in cabs in L.A. unless you're broke or homeless - or if you're broke and driving the cab. — Jay Mohr

The more we're doing to ensure we're following our joy and passion, that's when we really start to put the gas in our lives. — Joshua Mohr

True Yankees are born, not made. — Jay Mohr

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. — Jay Mohr