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The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork. — Wilson Mizner

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time. — Wilson Mizner

Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something. — Wilson Mizner

If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research. — Wilson Mizner

Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him. — Wilson Mizner

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup. — Wilson Mizner

They also swear who only stand and wait. — Addison Mizner

Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit. — Addison Mizner

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger. — Wilson Mizner

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. — Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because you will meet them on your way down. — Wilson Mizner

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in. — Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. — Wilson Mizner

If you count all your assets you always show a profit. — Wilson Mizner

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. — Wilson Mizner

Poets are born, not paid. — Addison Mizner

He's a trellis for varicose veins. — Wilson Mizner

I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets. — Wilson Mizner

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. — Wilson Mizner

God help those who do not help themselves. — Wilson Mizner

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you — Wilson Mizner

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. — Wilson Mizner

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own. — Wilson Mizner

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines. — Wilson Mizner

Failure has gone to his head. — Wilson Mizner

Most hard-boiled people are half-baked. — Wilson Mizner

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant. — Wilson Mizner

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found. — Wilson Mizner

Easy street is a blind alley. — Wilson Mizner

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. — Wilson Mizner

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. — Addison Mizner

Count 10 over him - he'll get up — Wilson Mizner

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed. — Wilson Mizner

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted. — Wilson Mizner

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. — Wilson Mizner

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears. — Wilson Mizner

Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education. — Wilson Mizner

I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought. — Wilson Mizner

Never call a man a fool; borrow from him — Addison Mizner

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock. — Wilson Mizner

The writer Wilson Mizner said if you copy from one author, it's plagiarism, but if you copy from many, it's research. I — Austin Kleon

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. — Wilson Mizner

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. — Wilson Mizner

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. — Wilson Mizner

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep. — Wilson Mizner

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong. — Addison Mizner

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. — Addison Mizner

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men. — Wilson Mizner

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant. — Wilson Mizner

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne. — Wilson Mizner

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. — Wilson Mizner

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. — Wilson Mizner

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep. — Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education. — Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. — Wilson Mizner

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. — Wilson Mizner

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. — Wilson Mizner

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends. — Addison Mizner

I had never considered marriage, but I had an open mind, and I was to learn after a brief try at it that most open minds should be closed for repairs. — Wilson Mizner

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. — Wilson Mizner

It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner. — Wilson Mizner

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit. — Addison Mizner

If you seal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. (Mizner) — Brian O'Hare

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .' — Wilson Mizner

You sparkle with larceny. — Wilson Mizner

You're a mouse studying to be a rat. — Wilson Mizner

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile. — Wilson Mizner

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork. — Wilson Mizner

The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart. — Wilson Mizner

Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother. — Wilson Mizner

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. — Wilson Mizner