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An ocean does not know how big she is just like you don't know how loving and amazing you are.
— Debasish Mridha
The highest truths cannot be forced into the type of empirical evidence that only applies to material reality.
— Pope Benedict XVI
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
It is just as disastrous to have the wrong accessories in your room, as it is to wear sport shoes with an evening dress.
— Dorothy Draper
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well.
— Murray Walker
That feeling that I could touch the sky? That's exactly how you make me feel. (Ray)
— Charles Sheehan-Miles
They would neither hate nor envy us if they did not deem us so much happier than themselves.
— Charlotte Bronte
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".
— Mitch Hedberg
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
We are sustained by spiritual fire.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
