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If I did better... I'd be God. — Miranda Hart

Never go to the supermarket when you're hungry.' There you go. Doesn't get wiser than that. Fact. — Miranda Hart

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all. — Miranda Hart

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences. — Miranda Hart

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing. — Miranda Hart

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man. — Miranda Hart

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. — Miranda Hart

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic. — Miranda Hart

I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can. — Miranda Hart

People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just be Miranda. — Miranda Hart

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture. — Miranda Hart

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade. — Miranda Hart

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true. — Miranda Hart

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised. — Miranda Hart

Pessimism is my default setting. — Miranda Hart

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya. — Miranda Hart

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame — Miranda Hart

Reviews are written by people who don't understand the process of sitcom. I don't read reviews of anything. I go by word of mouth. — Miranda Hart

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. — Miranda Hart

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta. — Miranda Hart

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples. — Miranda Hart

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream. — Miranda Hart

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household. — Miranda Hart

We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different ... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles. — Miranda Hart

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had. — Miranda Hart

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy. — Miranda Hart

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say. — Miranda Hart

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word. — Miranda Hart

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do. — Miranda Hart

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully. — Miranda Hart

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. — Miranda Hart

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic. — Miranda Hart

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping. — Miranda Hart

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time. — Miranda Hart

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18. — Miranda Hart

You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of comedy. — Miranda Hart

Art is subjective and art as a form of entertainment escapism is as high art as any. — Miranda Hart

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot. — Miranda Hart

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.' — Miranda Hart

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that. — Miranda Hart

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop. — Miranda Hart

Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! — Miranda Hart

I kiss, but I don't tell. — Miranda Hart

Have I finally convinced you that it's always best to be who you are? — Miranda Hart

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful. — Miranda Hart

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed. — Miranda Hart