Minivan Quotes
Collection of top 26 famous quotes about Minivan
Minivan Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Minivan quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face - Melanthe the potential Queen of Persuasions:
— Kresley Cole
The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty.
— Rachel Higginson
Every match in the Euro is a dance on a razor's edge.
— Otto Rehhagel
The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago.
— Mike Pesca
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
— Mike Harding
Actions are stairs and reactions are slides
— Rajesh Walecha
Do you guys remember that one time, in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, that we somehow didn't die?
— John Green
If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I'm guessing normal for us won't include a two-story Colonial in the suburbs? A Corgi, two kids, and a minivan?" Roth
— Jasinda Wilder
You mark and celebrate errors, transforming failures into successes.
— Dejan Stojanovic
The two of them swung by the pizza parlor in her minivan and picked up his favorite, pepperoni with extra cheese,
— Melody Anne
What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?
— Augusten Burroughs
Believe you can and you will.
— Debasish Mridha
Why be the sheep when you can be the wolf?
— Robin LaFevers
I want a brood, you know. I'd like to have a little soccer team and a minivan and all that stuff.
— Taylor Kinney
Even in his sleep he couldn't escape.
— Madeleine Roux
What?" Chubs called. "No minivan?" "Whoa,
— Alexandra Bracken
Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.
— Inez Kelley
