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God himself will milk the cows through him whose vocation that is. — Martin Luther

Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown. — Darynda Jones

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. — Munia Khan

It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow. — Harvey MacKay

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. — John F. Kennedy

You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk one. — Harper Lee

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. — Richard Branson

It's like, hey, some people cook for a living, and some people milk cows. I write songs. — Scott Weiland

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't. — Dan Piraro

Man is a thief, an impudent thief! He steals honey from bees, eggs from chickens, milk from cows and life from the God! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

He said it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea ... — James Joyce

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows. — Dana Gould

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday. — Martina Mcbride

Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. — Josh Billings

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today. — Frank Oski

We don't have milk cows. People have so many stereotypes of people from where I come from - Oklahoma. We don't ride around in covered wagons, either. — Carrie Underwood

Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow. — H.L. Mencken

I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I'm basically self-sufficient. — Imran Khan

The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. — Michael Klaper

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. — Martin Luther

It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow — Ben Chifley

Milk many cows but make your own butter. — Erwin W. Lutzer

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? — Billy Connolly

Don't lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk — Bangambiki Habyarimana

A dairymaid can milk cows to the glory of God — Martin Luther

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. — Mason Cooley

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. — J.B. Morton

Networked cows are the most effective milk generators on the planet. — Peter Hinssen

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. — Ogden Nash

You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan

Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow. — John Muir

Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie — Kirk Kardashian

If a farmer and his family can get up at 5:30 every morning to milk cows, surly we can get up at that time to practice basketball. — Don Meyer

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. — Warren Beatty

Big cows,"
thump
"lumps of meat"
thump
. His eyes widened. "Give me milk"
thump
"warm and sweet"
thump. — Julianne Donaldson

Cows' milk protein may be the single most significant chemical carcinogen to which humans are exposed. — T. Colin Campbell

The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk. — Ovid

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it — Andrew Leigh

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

They'd taught him how to milk cows,and now they expected him to tame lions. — Evan Hunter

Mum," she called, "we're out of milk."
"Damn lazy cows," her mother muttered. — Derek Landy

I do hold very strongly that tea is better in England. There's something in the milk. They must have special cows. — Gail Carriger

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans. — P. J. O'Rourke

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. — Fred Allen