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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. — Shmuel Yosef Agnon

It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow. — Georg Brandes

to appease the milk guy by telling him I'd put those mugs out for display, but he wouldn't leave. He even offered to teach me how to milk a cow. — Ava Miles

I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk. — Kambiz Mostofizadeh

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. — Munia Khan

The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks. — Dean Rusk

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved, which a cow enjoys on giving milk. — H.L. Mencken

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them. — Elbert Hubbard

It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow. — Harvey MacKay

You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. — John F. Kennedy

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. — Richard Branson

The Spaniards owned the cow, but others drank the milk. — Eduardo Galeano

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? — Bobby Heenan

If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him. — Werner Herzog

If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow — Rebbecca D. Myers

Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. — Josh Billings

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. — Nicole McKay

JUNE: My mother always said, "Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?"
WARD: I don't think your mother is very bright. — Benjamin R. Smith

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't. — Dan Piraro

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright

They also drink real milk straight from the cow — Erin Nicholas

It's no good crying over spilt milk; all we can do is bail up another cow — Ben Chifley

A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times — Eric Jerome Dickey

Why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?' I bet she woulda said yes if you woulda made her wait to share your bed." I — Jamie McGuire

Don't lose your time gazing at the spilled milk. There are other cows to milk — Bangambiki Habyarimana

I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow. — Abigail Roux

MILK IS COW RAPE! — Kirkland Ciccone

Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow. — H.L. Mencken

Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday. — Martina Mcbride

Just because you need a quart of milk doesn't mean you have to go out and buy a whole cow. — Warren Beatty

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. — Tommy Douglas

A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. — Arthur Koestler

Do not cry over spilt milk; go and milk another cow. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Writing like this is a little like milking a cow: the milk is so rich and delicious, and the cow is so glad you did it. — Anne Lamott

We have travelled a long distance from the cow with a bucket of raw milk under its udder. We are a long way from home.' This — Deborah Levy

I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow. — Lennart Meri

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. — Ogden Nash

You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan

We have tried to make it clear that the United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it is kicked in the flanks. — Dean Rusk

Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow. — Stephen Colbert

Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow. — John Muir

Have you found the milk," he asked, "or must I venture out in search of a cow? — Julia Quinn

Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. — Mason Cooley

The crop always seems better in our neighbor's field, and our neighbor's cow gives more milk. — Ovid

His hands were freezing, but he couldn't milk with gloves.
"Sorry about the cold hands, old girl," he apologized to the cow before he started. — Carolyn Brown

It's seldom you make a great picture. you have to milk the cow quite a lot to get plenty of milk to make a little cheese. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it — Andrew Leigh

Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks. — Gautama Buddha

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick. — Lalu Prasad Yadav

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today. — Frank Oski

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. — Ann Landers

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. — Fred Allen