Midget Quotes
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Midget Quotes & Sayings
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DOWN THESE MEAN STREETS A MIDGET MUST GO!
— Art Spiegelman
That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.
— Jaye Wells
I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.
— Richard Matheson
Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry ...
— J.K. Rowling
That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in a cheap fur coat.
— J.D. Salinger
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
— W.C. Fields
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies.
— P.C. Cast
That's bad luck: three on a midget.
— Groucho Marx
It's not my fault, that I'm flat chested and a midget!
— Cassandra Clare
Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?' I think not.
— Joss Stirling
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
— Karl Pilkington
You open a door and find a midget, and there's no way you can be in a bad mood. It's just not possible.
— Tim Dorsey
Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks! — Kurt Vonnegut
It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park.
— Jim Moran
Many of us are confessional giants but ethical midgets.
— Mark Buchanan
Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.
— Chelsea Handler
Right, because I'm flat-chested and a midget.
— Cassandra Clare
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
— Leslie Nielsen
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
— Gianfranco Zola
(Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short
— Clive James
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them.
— Nikki Sixx
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
— Groucho Marx
There is no role I cannot play except a midget.
— Theodore Bikel
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.
— Norton Juster
The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere.
— Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
I'm not too heavy?" she asked. He had just come off crutches, after all.Sophie, you're practically a midget," he reminded her. — Sarah Mayberry
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
— Tom Waits
Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course,Porsche with the triple exhaust,
Seats soft like a midget's cough ... — Action Bronson
Is this the baby?" I said.Ma turned on me again.
"What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk? — George Saunders
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
— Larry The Cable Guy
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
— Clive James
