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Microwave Oven Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I don't have a microwave oven, but I

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg

Microwave Oven Quotes By Timothy Ferriss: you don't need to understand any of the

you don't need to understand any of the biology, just as you don't need to understand radiation to use a microwave oven. — Timothy Ferriss

Microwave Oven Quotes By James Randi: The New Age? It's just the old age

The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi

Microwave Oven Quotes By Seth Godin: The secret to being wrong isn't to avoid

The secret to being wrong isn't to avoid being wrong! The secret is being willing to be wrong. The secret is realizing that wrong isn't fatal. — Seth Godin

Microwave Oven Quotes By Titania Hardie: Having declared a passion for his wildness, she

Having declared a passion for his wildness, she had sought from the beginning to tame him. — Titania Hardie

Microwave Oven Quotes By Sharon E. Rainey: When I could find something to laugh about

When I could find something to laugh about for 30 minutes, my grief lightened just enough to make the day bearable. — Sharon E. Rainey

Microwave Oven Quotes By Steven Wright: I put instant coffee in a microwave oven

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright

Microwave Oven Quotes By Joan Ryan: We are a nation that shouts at a

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up. — Joan Ryan

Microwave Oven Quotes By Alistair Begg: The glory does not lie in our inadequacy,

The glory does not lie in our inadequacy, but lies in the adequacy of Christ discovered in our weakness and in our insufficiency. — Alistair Begg

Microwave Oven Quotes By Erykah Badu: I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

I'm more like an oven than a microwave, — Erykah Badu

Microwave Oven Quotes By Steven Wright: They say you're not supposed to put metal

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright

Microwave Oven Quotes By Skeet Ulrich: As an actor, you want to keep your

As an actor, you want to keep your demons to some extent, but you also have to exorcise them so you can use them instead of them using you. — Skeet Ulrich

Microwave Oven Quotes By Charles Petzold: Owning a computer without programming is like having

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold

Microwave Oven Quotes By Tom McCall: Extraordinary measures were required and I realize that

Extraordinary measures were required and I realize that not all of these steps were popular. — Tom McCall

Microwave Oven Quotes By Ernie J Zelinski: A Bit of Craziness Is Good for Business

A Bit of Craziness Is Good for Business — Ernie J Zelinski

Microwave Oven Quotes By Sarah MacLean: God help him, he wanted to kiss her

God help him, he wanted to kiss her senseless, odd or not. He wanted to kiss her senseless because she was odd. — Sarah MacLean