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Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Celia Rivenbark: I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE". — Celia Rivenbark

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Samuel Johnson: The stream of Time, which is continually washing

The stream of Time, which is continually washing the dissoluble fabrics of other poets, passes without injury by the adamant of Shakespeare. — Samuel Johnson

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Joshua Kushner: The net promoter score of health insurers averages

The net promoter score of health insurers averages 4/100. Amazon is 74/100. — Joshua Kushner

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Sam Patterson: We have proposed a system for electronic transactions

We have proposed a system for electronic transactions without relying on trust. — Sam Patterson

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By William Arthur Ward: Man, like the bridge, was designed to carry

Man, like the bridge, was designed to carry the load of the moment, not the combined weight of a year at once. — William Arthur Ward

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Karl Friedrich Schinkel: Indifference to the fine arts comes close to

Indifference to the fine arts comes close to barbarism. — Karl Friedrich Schinkel

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By James Rozoff: Before Ayn Rand coined the term "objectivists", we

Before Ayn Rand coined the term "objectivists", we just called them "selfish assholes". — James Rozoff

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Sonam Kapoor: I've always acted; in fact, I can't remember

I've always acted; in fact, I can't remember a time when I was not. When I was little, cinema was a game, then my father's job and now mine. — Sonam Kapoor

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Saleh Al-Mutlaq: The people were shocked to find out that

The people were shocked to find out that their vote is worthless because of the major fraud that takes place in Iraq. — Saleh Al-Mutlaq

Michelangelo Tmnt Funny Quotes By Jill Telford: The only reality is the now. Why live

The only reality is the now. Why live in the tomorrows and the yesterdays? Live now. — Jill Telford