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I cannot hate any man! — Martin Luther King Sr.

the hermetic philosophy of the harmony between man and nature contained in the phrase "As above, so below. — Christiane Northrup

I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is. — Michael Jordan

Memory is like that. It alters itself so that girls
are always trapped under the earth, waiting in the dark. — Catherynne M Valente

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points. — Stacey King

A prime minister has to keep a certain balance when dealing with sensitive issues. — Ehud Olmert

As I sat in a small room constructing what seemed to me awkward sentences and paragraphs, McCone was out having exciting adventures. — Marcia Muller

You know, I guess I just don't like to talk a lot about sad things. Now you know my flaw. What good does it do to talk about sad things in the past? — James Patterson

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old. — Jerry Sloan

The forlorn appearance assumed by all houses that have lost their people. — Pat Conroy

On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson

Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air. — John Paxson

There are no take-backs - just as in life. You must think before you move. — Susan Polgar

I like fighters who come to fight. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death? — James Cameron

We are voyagers, discoverers
of the not-known,
the unrecorded;
we have no map;
possibly we will reach haven,
heaven. — H.D.