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If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.
— Michael Ian Black
Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic but don't give it more attention than it deserves.
— Michael Ian Black
Even to me, a sufferer, 'depression' seems like a fetid load of weaselly claptrap, a cheap and easy excuse for not participating in life.
— Michael Ian Black
Choose hope over fear.
— Michael Ian Black
Did my fingering turn you gay? I hope not.
— Michael Ian Black
I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.
— Michael Ian Black
With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.
— Michael Ian Black
Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.
— Michael Ian Black
That's been my fear all along. That I'm not enough, and I still don't trust at all that I am.
— Michael Ian Black
I think writing for anybody helps you order your life. It helps you arrange your emotions and your thoughts and it helps to provide perspective.
— Michael Ian Black
The global business climate is likewhatever, dude.
— Michael Ian Black
I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.
— Michael Ian Black
Wish I could, through my own financial prestidigitation, transform a dollar bill into two, or two million. It is an awesome and mysterious skill.
— Michael Ian Black
I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.
— Michael Ian Black
The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband.
— Michael Ian Black
There's things I know I'm good at, and those things interest me less and less. I learn a lot more from doing it wrong than I do from doing it right.
— Michael Ian Black
I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.
— Michael Ian Black
Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.
— Michael Ian Black
If I have any faith at all, I guess that's it. Faith in the small love that keeps our family together.
— Michael Ian Black
If I had three wishes for my country, they would be these: keep fighting, keep moving forward, and don't act like a douchebag.
— Michael Ian Black
Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.
— Michael Ian Black
Separation is the worst. There's no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.
— Michael Ian Black
Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.
— Michael Ian Black
I don't really read children's books or deal with children's books, so I don't have any relationship with them other than my own.
— Michael Ian Black
Everybody has something they love to do. Do that thing.
— Michael Ian Black
I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be normal human being.
— Michael Ian Black
Cluelessness is not an attractive quality in a man.
— Michael Ian Black
Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'
— Michael Ian Black
Write more thank-you cards, but draw fewer swastikas on them.
— Michael Ian Black
Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.
— Michael Ian Black
Corporations do a lot of things well, but not run nations, for obvious reasons.
— Michael Ian Black
It doesn't matter what you're chasing, when you get there you're gonna be like, "Oh, is this all? It kind of sucks."
— Michael Ian Black
So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song ["With Arms Wide Open" by Creed] is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.
— Michael Ian Black
Many, many people can write books. I just happen to be one of them.
— Michael Ian Black
I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?"
— Michael Ian Black
If they have to drag some of you fucking fuckers out of here in body bags, I will be so fucking stoked.
— Michael Ian Black
I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud.
— Michael Ian Black
Part of what's exciting to me about my career is the constant looking forward. Whenever I finish one project, I am looking to what's next.
— Michael Ian Black
Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.
— Michael Ian Black
I hope you die ... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. — Michael Ian Black
The illustrators work so much harder on the books than the writers do. I mean, that's so much work doing what they do, and it's terrible for them.
— Michael Ian Black
I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.
— Michael Ian Black
You keep your gods in your backyard and I'll keep my lack of God in mine.
— Michael Ian Black
The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.
— Michael Ian Black
The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.
— Michael Ian Black
People recognize me, but they don't know where from. Today I was in the elevator and somebody asked me if I worked for his company.
— Michael Ian Black
I imagine there's a level of narcissism that goes into thinking you're enough.
— Michael Ian Black
I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I'll play hi/lo, Hold 'em, Razz, etc.
— Michael Ian Black
I think people just love to win.
— Michael Ian Black