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Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: He was gasping and moaning and saying stuff

He was gasping and moaning and saying stuff like, "Oh God, oh God, oh God!" so I figured he was enjoying it. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I kept watching Toby to see how he'd

I kept watching Toby to see how he'd manage with those little wineglasses and his big nose, but I never managed to catch him drinking. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I went and kissed him to wake him

I went and kissed him to wake him up just like Sleeping Beauty. Although I guess with me it was more like Beauty and the Beast. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Sod it. If he laid a finger on

Sod it. If he laid a finger on my David, I'd just have to use my newfound martial arts mojo and kick him in the Knuts. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: They've been seen in one of the restaurants

They've been seen in one of the restaurants in Brock's Hollow, you know - I won't say seen eating, as this is Victoria Beckham we're talking about. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Excrement, meet air-moving device.

Excrement, meet air-moving device. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: She trusted him? She'd barely met him. Women.

She trusted him? She'd barely met him. Women. Thank God I've never wanted to date one. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Mum always says it's really important to get

Mum always says it's really important to get three meals a day, even though she's always on a diet. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Let's just say it was obvious from a

Let's just say it was obvious from a very early age the only female heart I'd ever break would be my mother's. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I was going to buy Larry something, but

I was going to buy Larry something, but he said I should spend it on something I always wanted. So I bought a cat. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Cathedral Close, when I got to St Leonard's,

Cathedral Close, when I got to St Leonard's, was emptier than a Sally Army collection box at a Pride festival, — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I don't need Simon Bloody Cowell making me

I don't need Simon Bloody Cowell making me look like a right tit on the telly. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: If you forget your dreams on waking, does

If you forget your dreams on waking, does that mean they never happened? That the people in them never existed? — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Larry says it's sandalwood, and it's called that

Larry says it's sandalwood, and it's called that 'cause of the Latin name. They don't make sandals out of it or nothing. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name,

That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You've got to love him. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Hey, this was rugby, not that daft game

Hey, this was rugby, not that daft game with the round ball. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I gave the wretched beast a look that

I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I'll deal with you later.
He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do I look like I'm bothered? — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on

We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn't get squished. He's really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he'd got exams in that too. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: - activity holidays are a whatsit. Contradiction in

- activity holidays are a whatsit. Contradiction in terms."
"Oxymoron."
I flipped him a finger. "Same to you with knobs on. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from

No, that's just Saturdays. The whisper came from an orange-belted ninja. Did that make him a ginja? — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: God. How would I cope if I went

God. How would I cope if I went to jail? I'd never even been to boarding school. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I got zero on a maths test once,"

I got zero on a maths test once," I said. "The teacher said he'd wanted to give me a minus number, but the computer wouldn't let him. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Bloody hell, it was just like the Tardis

Bloody hell, it was just like the Tardis in here. It all sort of opened out, wider than a drugged-up hippie's mind. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Al, you're the most wonderful man I've ever

Al, you're the most wonderful man I've ever been terrified by down a dark alleyway. Will you marry me? — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Lead me!" I told him fervently. "Astray is,

Lead me!" I told him fervently. "Astray is, like, my favourite place ever. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Seeing as when it came to the milk

Seeing as when it came to the milk of human kindness
they were all pretty much lactose intolerant. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I've been an idiot.""That's okay," I said. "You're

I've been an idiot."
"That's okay," I said. "You're still way cleverer than me". — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By John Merrow: There's a lot of feeling that the school

There's a lot of feeling that the school curriculum has been bare-bones, just drill and, again, no art, music, and so on and so forth — John Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled

Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list". — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Keisha frowned. "Maybe he's hoping for hidden depths?"

Keisha frowned. "Maybe he's hoping for hidden depths?" "I haven't even got hidden — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people.

It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I frowned. "Are you sure about this? It's

I frowned. "Are you sure about this? It's a bit short." "So? It's poetry, not dick size. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: I don't know why I went with him.

I don't know why I went with him. Maybe it was because he'd said he'd missed me, and I was sick and tired of not being wanted. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber

Or, if the Sun wrote it, Poofter Plumber goes Postal in Potter's Bar. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Or have you simply been enjoying that North

Or have you simply been enjoying that North African river cruise?"
"You what?"
"In de-Nile? — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: It's the fish I feel sorry for, in

It's the fish I feel sorry for, in all this global warming. They don't even have a carbon footprint. — J.L. Merrow

Merrow Quotes By J.L. Merrow: And yes, I let him fuck me because

And yes, I let him fuck me because it's been so bloody long I've almost forgotten what my prick's for. — J.L. Merrow