
It's a mistake trying to cheer up camels. You may as well drop
meringues into a black hole. —
Terry Pratchett

I could not eat a kangaroo. But many fine Australians do. Those with cookbooks as well as boomerangs Prefer him in tasty kangaroo-
meringues. —
Ogden Nash

The only time I ever iron the sheets or make
meringues is when there is an ... urgent deadline in the offing. —
Angela Carter