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When you do a menu at a restaurant, you have to be the engineer of that menu. It has to be a crowd-pleaser. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

I'm like an expensive menu ... you can look but you can't afford! — Anna Kournikova

Perhaps the whole world is actually a banquet, to which every living thing is invited. First you come as guests: then eventually you're on the menu. — David Suzuki

it is like choosing from a menu. — Roald Dahl

I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees. — Morris Chestnut

I saw a Werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand — Warren Zevon

And on the menu, it says "bill of fare". They won't use "menu", you see, because it was French. — Robert Galbraith

Just because the restaurant had Dynamite Shrimp on the menu, was that any reason for the place to blow up? (re April 15 release, Killer Kitchens — Jean Harrington

I let her ask the questions. Predictably, the main questions she had were 'What?' and 'Am I going to be on the menu?' Oh, and 'What? — Lia Habel

You'll be reading the breakfast menu without me before you know it.
Hmm, maybe I don't want to learn French — Stephanie Perkins

If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu. — Elizabeth Warren

Of all the items on the menu, soup is that which exacts the most delicate perfection and the strictest attention. — Auguste Escoffier

Think about your menu, and if you're not a skilled chef - which I'm not - follow a recipe. You can't go wrong if you don't cut the fine print. — Karen Elson

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror. — Rita Rudner

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded. — Billy Connolly

I'm going to grab a cheeseburger," I told Patch. "Want anything?"
"Nothing on the menu."
I smiled. "Why, Patch, are you flirting with me? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I don't like it when I go to a restaurant and I'm lectured from the menu. — Eric Ripert

Holding a menu at arm's length, peering at anything that required reading, made me feel so old. — Bonnie Tyler

I'll order anything that has the word 'fig' or 'crusted' in the menu description. — Michael Carbonaro

I get a bit depressed if I walk into a restaurant and see shark-fin soup on the menu. — Bindi Irwin

This year women learned that if we aren't at the table, we're on the menu. — Cecile Richards

I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife. — C.T. Phipps

Pigpen and Dust chuckle, but the rest of the patrons take an intense interest in their food or menu. — Katie McGarry

like he selected the option from a menu, she moaned on cue. — Cristin Harber

A rich and varied menu is for people who have no work to do. — Roald Amundsen

I can't go to a restaurant and order food because I keep looking at the fonts on the menu. — Donald Knuth

The best meal at my restaurant is the whole right side of the menu. — Junior Seau

In any city or town, you can find a good, rocking Italian place. The most unhealthy thing on the menu? I'll have two of those! — Hunter Hayes

I am not going to Mars unless they have a McD's dollar menu. — Steven Magee

Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of it? — Justin Cronin

Every menu is an obituary. — Wislawa Szymborska

When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out. — Jacquelyn Jablonski

Don't settle: Don't finish crappy books. If you don't like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you're not on the right path, get off it. — Chris Brogan

Read over your existing business plan like you read the menu at your favorite restaurant. — Darren L Johnson

As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and tater tots and ketchup and pizza. — Jose Andres

Planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success. — Kathy Lette

Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of eating fast food never appears on the menu. — Eric Schlosser

The only good place for a sage grouse to be listed is on the menu of a French bistro. It does not deserve federal protection, period. — Jason Chaffetz

Even the hash brown section of the Waffle House menu reads like a serial killer-to-do list: Smothered, covered,diced, and scattered. — Jim Gaffigan

I have an impressionable palate. A well-worded menu or beautifully presented dish excites me. I get a great deal of pleasure just thinking about food. — Gayle King

You'll know if you're a famous composer if 20 years from now your name appears on a pull-down menu in Band in a Box, alongside Hans Zimmer. — Cliff Martinez

Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. — Robert M. Pirsig

Finn grabbed a menu and started scanning through the choices, even though he'd memorized them all long ago. — Jennifer Estep

Life is a menu. Whatever you order is what's delivered to the table. — Tyrese Gibson

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. — Rosalind Russell

When you drill down and see the forces that are shaping nations, you can see that the menu from which they choose is limited. — George Friedman

The harmony of the luncheon is achieved by a combination of the two main courses which are the focus of the menu. — Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

Mrs. Hilly had gone for the Swindon/Szechuan fusion menu and had steak and chips dim sum followed by hot Fanta in a teapot. — Jasper Fforde

Cooking at home is easier than cooking in the restaurant because you don't have to write a menu or try to please everybody. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Lunches don't get free just because you don't see the prices on the menu. And economists don't get popular by reminding people of that. — Thomas Sowell

If it doesn't taste good it doesn't go on the menu. — Heston Blumenthal

Every time Salim saab comes to Bharatpur,' the Maharaja used to say plaintively, 'he takes two species off my menu. — Zafar Futehally

The menu selections for my brother and me expanded somewhat, to include steak-frites and steak hache (hamburger). — Anthony Bourdain

Sometimes in a restaurant you'll see a lady dressed very nice, she picks up a menu or something ... a little fan is always a little bit nice. — Tina Turner

Modern education is like being taken to the world's greatest restaurant & being forced to eat the menu. — Murray Gell-Mann

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

The slave of the belly ponders the menu with which to celebrate the feast. The servant of God, however, thinks of the graces that may enrich him. — John Climacus

Before he could even introduce himself I asked about the cocktail menu. If I was going to sit through this lunch, I was going to need some help. — Adriane Leigh

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. — Buddy Hackett

15-Day Tear-Out Menu Plan — Ani Phyo

As the daughter of immigrants, growing up in New York City, you are either at the table or on the menu. — Grace Meng

Fashion is like eating. You shoudn't stick with the same menu. — Kenzo Takada

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup - that's it. — Denis Leary

It's heaven, heaven, heaven when you
When you find love and romance on the menu. — David Levithan

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Birth is to celebrate, death is to mourn - Menu 8 (Death: Loved Ones!) — Santosh Avvannavar

I don't really seek out vegetarian spots ... but mainly, I know how to work a menu no matter where I am. — Christie Brinkley

In a city, it's very hard to do a restaurant, an avant-garde-cuisine restaurant, where each year you need to change the whole menu. — Ferran Adria

The menu de degustation is the finest expression of avant-garde cooking. — Ferran Adria

Advice is like food, and teaching is a menu. — Rajneesh

It had long been accepted that if a species put mankind on its food-chain menu the species would be extinct before long. — Dan Simmons

If you're not at the table, you're on the menu. — Michael Enzi

the best choice we have on the menu tonight. — David Vann

Maybe that's why the Westmores never allowed any pets. Hard to keep them off the menu. — Jazz Feylynn

But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu. — A.S. King

In your spare time, google the ingredients in all the foods you are eating. If you care about yourself, you may change your menu — Sahndra Fon Dufe

When you are invited to a dinner, you are either a guest or you are part of a menu — Guy Verhofstadt

Restaurants stress the protein. People read menu items left to right, with the protein first. I read descriptions right to left. — Barton Seaver

When unrequited love is the most expensive thing on the menu, sometimes you settle for the daily special. — Miranda Kenneally

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside. — William E. Geist

Everybody in this room knows the basic rule: if you don't have a seat at the table, you are probably on the menu. — Elizabeth Warren

The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it — Buddy Hackett

I don't cook, so my favorite dish to prepare is something on the takeout menu. — Tyler Perry

The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. — Beyonce Knowles

At Fantasy's Bar & Grill we're serving up things behind closed doors that are hotter than anything you'll order from the menu! — Michelle Hughes

I love Taco Bell. Whenever I go there, I could get anything on the menu and be totally happy. — Chris Massoglia

It was your idea. Only fair that if we get attacked, you should be first on their menu — Darren Shan

In the menu, there should be a climax and a culmination. Come to it gently. One will suffice. — Alice B. Toklas

To a certain extent, yes, we do. But there's - but there's a very limited menu. There's only about sort of 20 songs that you hear on rotation. — Nick Lowe

I'm like a menu at an expensive restaurant; you can look at me, but you can't afford me. — Anna Kournikova

The menu is not the meal. — Alan W. Watts

That's when she discovered that Todd had improvised on the menu she had made up. — Robin Jones Gunn

The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you cannot pronounce it, you cannot afford it. — Frank Muir

It was the list of activities thing. Like the menu with price, only I'm not the restaurant; I'm the meal. — Damon Suede

In Spain, you can go into any tapas bar, and you'll see anchovies all over the menu. — Jose Andres

His jest implies: Anybody who wants to be a real musician must be able to set even a menu to music. — Stefan Zweig

Back in the early days of international, everybody wanted to customize the menu for every place. — Fred DeLuca

Jack ordered a bottle of pinot noir, and they perused the menu while they chatted. "So you were at Georgetown." Melanie said it as a statement. — Tom Clancy

For those of you curious about the menu, I am drinking tear soup. — Hanif Kureishi

9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that. — Tucker Max