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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Education is the transmission of civilization.
— Ariel Durant
The happiness of the creature consists in rejoicing in God, by which also God is magnified and exalted.
— Jonathan Edwards
Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.
— Cathy Guisewite
I'm a morning person and a night person. So I have to be a nap person, or else I'm a tired person.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
An unhappy life is a wasted life.
— Debasish Mridha
It's a lot of funnels and a lot of water poured down the spout and out the bottom, and them telling us it's wine when it's not.
— Ray Bradbury
Frankly, I have no sex appeal. Just strolling in Los Angeles, London, or Paris, you will find a bunch of young guys like me. I am not James Dean.
— Robert Pattinson
I get hit on so much it's not normal. I didn't realize so many men liked redheads.
— Alex Breckenridge
Great griefs are mute.
— Lisa Scottoline