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What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
— Carlos Mencia
America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.
— Carlos Mencia
I will do nothing for 89 minutes, but score in the 90th.
— George Weah
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
— Carlos Mencia
Is cruelty still cruel if it is necessary? Is cruelty still cruel if it is part of a lie?
— Johnny Rich
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
— Carlos Mencia
Strive to enrich all lives, hearts and minds not just your own pockets
— Rasheed Ogunlaru
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
— Carlos Mencia
Do not encourage my behaviour.
— Carlos Mencia
Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
— Carlos Mencia
Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.
— Carlos Mencia
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
— Carlos Mencia
When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!
— Carlos Mencia
Christ is risen! There is life, therefore, after death! His resurrection is the symbol and pledge of universal resurrection!
— Henry Ward Beecher
We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?
— Carlos Mencia
Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.
— Carlos Mencia
Mormons know that it's not enough to practise your religion - you also have to spread your religion.
— Jonah Peretti
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
— Carlos Mencia
I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!
— Carlos Mencia
The job of leadership today is not just to make money, it's to make meaning.
— John Seely Brown
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.
— Carlos Mencia
We can use all the scientific tools, but it will never replace the palate or the talent of the chefs who are in the kitchen.
— Daniel Humm
In this moment, there is plenty of time. In this moment, you are precisely as you should be. In this moment, there is infinite possibility. (17)
— Victoria Moran
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!
— Carlos Mencia
important and vision is critical, but
— Zig Ziglar
If you were this fish, would you prefer me to be eating you with sadness or with delight?
— Jose Eduardo Agualusa
The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
— Carlos Mencia
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children ... wait a minute ... that means someone banged their sister!
— Carlos Mencia
I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
— Carlos Mencia
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
— Carlos Mencia
Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.
— Carlos Mencia
Drawing the desperate and the adrift, Los Angeles has long been the dumping ground of dreams both real and cinematic.
— Steve Erickson
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
— Carlos Mencia
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
— Carlos Mencia
I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.
— Mindy Kaling