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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
You know, it's funny, no matter what I do - I mean, you're always going to have negatives and positives.
— Khloe Kardashian
But Thor and I weren't going to happen, ever. I didn't tell her this. I might be a killer, but I'm not mean.
— J.A. Konrath
End? You don't mean like, dead end?
— Paul Dini
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
— Emma Roberts
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.
— Cassandra Clare
For every guy who loves being a dad, there's another who realizes too late that he's created something his wife loves more than him.
— Mark R. Brand
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
— Zach Galifianakis
Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)
— Sarah Cross
Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up.
— Laura Benanti
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
— Judah Friedlander
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Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum!
— Jonathan Safran Foer
That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.
— John Goode
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Live mean or die trying.
— Cameron Jace
No means yes in grasshopper language.
— Noel Fielding
I love when I can reboot people when they are being mean to others ...
— Richard Paul Evans
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
— Andy Warhol
Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you."
— Russell Howard
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
— Karl Pilkington
I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.
— Olivia Wilde
She is funny without ever being mean.
— John Green
Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush.
— Eugene Ormandy
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
— Hannibal Buress
A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.
— Stephen King
You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai,taking the box."How disappointing.
— Marissa Meyer
Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?
— Ian O'Doherty
What do you mean, "Not to worry, she's home safe with Skiboy"?What the hell is a "Skiboy"? — Meg Cabot
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
— K. Martin Beckner
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to ... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
— Woody Allen
I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.
— Dorothy Gish
They said something funny. They said, 'Even God leaves on the last boat from Nome.' What does that mean?
— Marcus Sedgwick
Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it.
— Kevin Rooney
Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it
— Josh Stern
Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
— Eoin Colfer
I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan.
— Nicole McKay
That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.
— Christopher Buehlman
Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook? I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future
yours. — Sienna McQuillen
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered."Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one?
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
When somebody says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," it means they've got other things to do first.
— Mark Schiff
Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.
— Craig Ferguson
I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?
— Joe Pesci
So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not?
— K.A. Mitchell
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
And I'd be damned if I let the first photograph of me in ten years be taken on fucking Amtrak. I mean, the light alone.
— Elizabeth Little
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
— Conan O'Brien
Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.
— Daniel Waters
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Do you mean that Zane is some kind of bird magnet?
— C.J. Milbrandt
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to".
— Mitch Hedberg
She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.
— Lish McBride
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
— Will Rogers
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.
— Christopher Gorham
Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet
I don't mean to be funny.
— Yogi Berra
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
— Steven Moffat
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.
— Simone Elkeles
"And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.
— Gena Showalter
