Mauch Quotes
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Mauch Quotes & Sayings
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Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
I have an amazing ability to forget.
— Gene Mauch
She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?
— Kathleen Brooks
You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.
— Gene Mauch
Play him, fine him, and play him again.
— Gene Mauch
Vasilli had often wondered if the secret of Ladislav's power was, like Samson, held within his hair. And what would happen if he shaved it off.
— Amy Kuivalainen
He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.
— Gene Mauch
So young a child ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!
— Lewis Carroll
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
— Bob Saget
There should be a new way to record standings in this league; one column for wins, one for losses and one for gifts.
— Gene Mauch
I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.
— Gene Mauch
When you kissed me like that well maybe you weren't so sorry to be marrying me after all.
— Diana Gabaldon
You don't know how to love without condition.
— Neale Donald Walsch
Your life is just a series of catastrophes followed by a poorly executed sword swallowing side show
— Shannon Lynette
Most one run games are lost, not won.
— Gene Mauch
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
— Gene Mauch
Baseball and malaria keep coming back.
— Gene Mauch