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The word "mistress" sounds like a cross between mistake and mattress. — Lisa Kleypas

Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress. — Ariel Dorfman

the Count bounced twice on his new mattress to identify the key of the bedsprings (G-sharp), — Amor Towles

I've got an air mattress for a bed ... really living the high life. — Clayton Kershaw

bedroom, on her part of the soiled mattress, Dorthea stared out the window at a perfect moonlit view of Sunny Slope Manor. — Timothy Patrick

If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed. — Avi Rubin

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. — Noel Redding

The last thing I need added to my list of credentials is 'stabbed by a mattress,' in addition to a cocktail skewer — Amie Kaufman

When my cell phone rang, I'd just finished cutting up my marriage mattress. — Claire Cook

New belt out of your arms. Could a' stuffed my mattress with your silky brown hair." He — Beth Lewis

I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on. — Richard Armour

The next morning, Angie woke with the sun ... Her eyes felt gritty and swollen.
Once again she'd watered her mattress with memories. — Kristin Hannah

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation. — Noel Redding

The guys exchange scowls as I climb off the mattress with Jeb's arm securely around my waist. It's nice to see some things never change. — A.G. Howard

Think of a number, any number." "Er, five," said the mattress. "Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?" The — Douglas Adams

According to Mattress Mattie you couldn't make money in bed by yourself, so I had no choice but to get wet and dirty. — Liliana Hart

For me," mused Dandelion, "a mattress without a young woman isn't a mattress at all. It is incomplete happiness ... — Andrzej Sapkowski

Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress — Tim Hawkins

Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. Curly — Maya Angelou

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. — Jim Backus

You sure about this?" he asked in a guttural voice. "I get down on that mattress right now, I'm not stopping until I'm inside of you. — J.R. Ward

The trade is meaningless. It is like trading a used mattress for a $300 bill. — Hunter S. Thompson

Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. — Maya Angelou

The recess beneath the counter in which his flock mattress was thrust, looked like a grave. — Charles Dickens

Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights — Ephrem The Syrian

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down. — Kim Kardashian

I tried not to look as if I was hiding a handsome young lad under the mattress. — Alyxandra Harvey

I want to feel you press me down into my mattress and take me. — Ella Frank

Me, I'm a bloody tissue sample dried on a bare mattress in my room at the Paper Street Soap Company. — Chuck Palahniuk

lying on "mattress graves. — Christopher Hitchens

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress. — Jackie Mason

Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress. — Marc Warren

The world is an oyster but you don't crack it open on a mattress — Arthur Miller

Books are messengers of freedom. They can be hidden under a mattress or smuggled into slave nations. — Daniel J. Boorstin

My fays shall lullaby you as we cuddle up on my mattress of dandelion down. — Angela Carter

I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper. — Ricky Martin

How he'd piss on the mattress and shove my face in it, force me to finger his ass while he'd beat himself off. — E.K. Blair

There was a mattress, discolored and waterlogged, like a cartoon-strip drunk slumped against a pole. — Philip Roth

I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office. — Kevin McCarthy

Insomnia is only mind over mattress. — Jane Ace

bedroom. He threw the cover, quilt, and pillows hastily on the floor, feeling the sides of the mattress until he found what he was looking for. — Ayse Kulin

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. — Dalton Trumbo

She was, after all, a mattress owner and understood the subtleties of life. — Ilya Ilf

It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress. — Peter Houston

Get over here. We're having intimate bed conversation and I won't do it with a foot of mattress between us. — Jane Seville

Mind over mattress. — Stephen Covey

Thanks for the reminder that i have to hit the gym today. I have'nt worked out in days.
Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!! — Sylvia Day

This could be heaven or this could be hell'?"
"A lot will depend on the mattress. — Josh Lanyon

When she pulled the ribbon out of her mattress, at first light the next morning, it was brown. — Emma Donoghue

Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress. — Karen Kijewski

All of the jinn had refused to manifest a mattress for him, but the skag lay on the stone floor as though it were a king's bed. — Heather Demetrios

Liberty," boomed Wednesday, as they walked to the car, "is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses. — Neil Gaiman

If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. — Bill Bryson

After which, he visited the wife of that fool Wallace and spent midnight till dawn bouncing her from one end of the mattress to the other. — David Hewson

I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra. — Aaron Paul

I want to sleep in your bed."
Her thighs tingled. "You must really like my mattress."
He grinned. I never heard it called that, but yeah. — Stephanie Bond

A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress — Robert Jordan

The stains on the mattress. Like dried flower petals. Not recent. Old love; there's no other kind of love in this room now. — Margaret Atwood

I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive. — Demetri Martin

The guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress. — Chuck Palahniuk

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress — Taylor Swift

I've been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five - I was the evil queen in 'Once Upon a Mattress.' — Lilla Crawford

Consider, O Lord, how You sit atop the sky;
like a man in a glass bottom boat.
Consider sky elsewhere; worn thin as a mattress. — Cecilia Llompart

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. — Fred Allen

Some man would come to her room. Maybe she would hesitate, and he'd grab her, pin her to the mattress, force her to cooperate. — Cherise Sinclair

What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks. — Judy Tenuta

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress. — Various

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress? — Fall Out Boy

Lying on a feather mattress or quilt will not bring you renown. — Leonardo Da Vinci

Without turning on the light, I went to my bed and lay down, my arm thrown across the mattress, my hand aching because Grace wasn't underneath it — Maggie Stiefvater

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. — Jeff Foxworthy