Mattress Quotes
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Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.
— Ariel Dorfman
the Count bounced twice on his new mattress to identify the key of the bedsprings (G-sharp),
— Amor Towles
I've got an air mattress for a bed ... really living the high life.
— Clayton Kershaw
bedroom, on her part of the soiled mattress, Dorthea stared out the window at a perfect moonlit view of Sunny Slope Manor.
— Timothy Patrick
The last thing I need added to my list of credentials is 'stabbed by a mattress,' in addition to a cocktail skewer
— Amie Kaufman
New belt out of your arms. Could a' stuffed my mattress with your silky brown hair." He
— Beth Lewis
The next morning, Angie woke with the sun ... Her eyes felt gritty and swollen.Once again she'd watered her mattress with memories. — Kristin Hannah
Think of a number, any number." "Er, five," said the mattress. "Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?" The
— Douglas Adams
According to Mattress Mattie you couldn't make money in bed by yourself, so I had no choice but to get wet and dirty.
— Liliana Hart
For me," mused Dandelion, "a mattress without a young woman isn't a mattress at all. It is incomplete happiness ...
— Andrzej Sapkowski
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress
— Tim Hawkins
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. Curly
— Maya Angelou
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
— Jim Backus
The trade is meaningless. It is like trading a used mattress for a $300 bill.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable.
— Maya Angelou
The recess beneath the counter in which his flock mattress was thrust, looked like a grave.
— Charles Dickens
Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights
— Ephrem The Syrian
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.
— Kim Kardashian
Me, I'm a bloody tissue sample dried on a bare mattress in my room at the Paper Street Soap Company.
— Chuck Palahniuk
lying on "mattress graves.
— Christopher Hitchens
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.
— Jackie Mason
Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress.
— Marc Warren
The world is an oyster but you don't crack it open on a mattress
— Arthur Miller
Books are messengers of freedom. They can be hidden under a mattress or smuggled into slave nations.
— Daniel J. Boorstin
I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper.
— Ricky Martin
How he'd piss on the mattress and shove my face in it, force me to finger his ass while he'd beat himself off.
— E.K. Blair
There was a mattress, discolored and waterlogged, like a cartoon-strip drunk slumped against a pole.
— Philip Roth
I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office.
— Kevin McCarthy
Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
— Jane Ace
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
— Dalton Trumbo
It's hard to sleep when you have thirty two million quids worth of stolen jewellery hidden under the mattress.
— Peter Houston
Get over here. We're having intimate bed conversation and I won't do it with a foot of mattress between us.
— Jane Seville
Mind over mattress.
— Stephen Covey
When she pulled the ribbon out of her mattress, at first light the next morning, it was brown.
— Emma Donoghue
Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress.
— Karen Kijewski
All of the jinn had refused to manifest a mattress for him, but the skag lay on the stone floor as though it were a king's bed.
— Heather Demetrios
Liberty," boomed Wednesday, as they walked to the car, "is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress of corpses.
— Neil Gaiman
If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it.
— Bill Bryson
I want to sleep in your bed."Her thighs tingled. "You must really like my mattress."
He grinned. I never heard it called that, but yeah. — Stephanie Bond
A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress
— Robert Jordan
The stains on the mattress. Like dried flower petals. Not recent. Old love; there's no other kind of love in this room now.
— Margaret Atwood
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
— Demetri Martin
The guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress.
— Chuck Palahniuk
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress
— Taylor Swift
I've been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five - I was the evil queen in 'Once Upon a Mattress.'
— Lilla Crawford
Consider, O Lord, how You sit atop the sky;like a man in a glass bottom boat.
Consider sky elsewhere; worn thin as a mattress. — Cecilia Llompart
Some man would come to her room. Maybe she would hesitate, and he'd grab her, pin her to the mattress, force her to cooperate.
— Cherise Sinclair
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.
— Judy Tenuta
Lying on a feather mattress or quilt will not bring you renown.
— Leonardo Da Vinci
Without turning on the light, I went to my bed and lay down, my arm thrown across the mattress, my hand aching because Grace wasn't underneath it
— Maggie Stiefvater
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
— Jeff Foxworthy