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In 'Futurama,' the skin color is no longer yellow. They have actually evolved to cartoon skin tone. But they still have four fingers.
— Matt Groening
Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.
— Matt Groening
Everybody is clever, just in their own ways
— Matt Groening
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.
— Matt Groening
You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.
— Matt Groening
'The Simpsons' is about alienation and the ambivalence of living with a family who you love but who drive you completely crazy.
— Matt Groening
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[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.
— Neil Gaiman
Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.
— Matt Groening
I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees
— Matt Groening
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.
— Matt Groening
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
— Matt Groening
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
— Matt Groening
Being a good embalmer is a thankless job.
— Matt Groening
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
— Matt Groening
It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
— Matt Groening
Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
— Matt Groening
You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)
— Matt Groening
I'll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
— Matt Groening
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
— Matt Groening
Of course I've gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring and no one listens to you!- Russ Cargill — Matt Groening
Most TV shows don't reward you for paying attention.
— Matt Groening
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
— Matt Groening
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
— Matt Groening
Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
— Matt Groening
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
— Matt Groening
Si vas a hacer trampa, hazla con todas tus fuerzas
— Matt Groening
'The Simpsons' is an especially collaborative show.
— Matt Groening
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
— Matt Groening
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
— Matt Groening
I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.
— Matt Groening
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.
— Matt Groening
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
— Matt Groening
Don't have a cow, man.
— Matt Groening
I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?
— Matt Groening
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.
— Matt Groening
Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.
— Matt Groening
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
— Matt Groening
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
— Matt Groening
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
— Matt Groening
I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.Homer Simpson — Matt Groening
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening
I've found that child's play -stuff that was not considered serious, but goofy- was the stuff I liked to do, so I still do it as an adult.
— Matt Groening
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
— Matt Groening
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
— Matt Groening
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
— Matt Groening
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.
— Matt Groening
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt ... I can't compete with that stuff.
— Matt Groening
I would prefer to listen to a French classical composer like Olivier Messiaen than to the pop hits of the day.
— Matt Groening
I'm a writer who just happens to draw.
— Matt Groening
I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.
— Matt Groening
But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
— Matt Groening
Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree!
— Matt Groening
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
— Matt Groening
No matter how good you are at something there's always about a million people better than you.
— Matt Groening
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
— Matt Groening
God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening
— Ann Brashares
Because good writing in a TV cartoon is so rare, I think the animation on The Simpsons is often overlooked.
— Matt Groening
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
— Matt Groening
The world ends when I die. And as far as I'm concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.
— Matt Groening
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
— Matt Groening
Welcome to Suckersville, man.
— Matt Groening
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
— Matt Groening
You watched it! You can't unwatch it!
— Matt Groening
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid.
— Matt Groening
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
— Matt Groening
For some reason, a lot of Hollywood big shots are curious to see how they'd be drawn with bulging eyes and no chin.
— Matt Groening
The tendency in comedy is to have a character who's stupid get more stupid, because you're trying to top yourself and not just repeat.
— Matt Groening
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.Reverend Lovejoy — Matt Groening
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
— Matt Groening
I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium.
— Matt Groening
I'm a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn't look like the other stuff that's out there, I'm in favor.
— Matt Groening
