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MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman
Just because sandcastles are temporary, it never stopped me from making them as beautiful as possible.
— Bella Forrest
Boredom can be just another construct of the mind....There is always something new to notice.
— Ellen Langer
So for a long time I closed my eyes to the possibility of America having a white voice.
— Robert Plant
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
— Mike Birbiglia
Men intrinsically do not trust new things that they have not experienced themselves.
— Niccolo Machiavelli
President Carter inherited an impossible situation and he and his advisers made the worst of it. — Gaddis Smith
We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences?
— Gian-Carlo Rota
Chemistry cannot be purchased.
— Adam Levine
The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face.
— Dov Davidoff
I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.
— Johnny Carson
least a dozen times a day, darling,' she cried, 'we might
— Salman Rushdie
And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch.And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence? — Terry Pratchett
The boldness of being is to believe in God.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
... where there's one there's ten.'That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
