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MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

Just because sandcastles are temporary, it never stopped me from making them as beautiful as possible. — Bella Forrest

Boredom can be just another construct of the mind....There is always something new to notice. — Ellen Langer

Humor is a show of both strength and of vulnerability: you are willing to make the first move but you are trusting in the response of your listener. — Gina Barreca

So for a long time I closed my eyes to the possibility of America having a white voice. — Robert Plant

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia

Why did I think that this improvisation could never end? If I had seen that it could, what would I have done differently? What would he? — Joan Didion

Men intrinsically do not trust new things that they have not experienced themselves. — Niccolo Machiavelli

President Carter inherited an impossible situation
and he and his advisers made the worst of it. — Gaddis Smith

We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences? — Gian-Carlo Rota

Chemistry cannot be purchased. — Adam Levine

The next actor I meet that uses the term 'courageous' to describe another actor's performance is getting punched in the face. — Dov Davidoff

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy. — Johnny Carson

least a dozen times a day, darling,' she cried, 'we might — Salman Rushdie

And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch.
And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence? — Terry Pratchett

The modern writer who has influenced me most is W. Somerset Maugham . — George Orwell

The boldness of being is to believe in God. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! — Unknown

... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue

Voters must have faith in the electoral process for our democracy to succeed. — Blanche Lincoln

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math. — Dat Phan

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. — Steven Wright

Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected. — Edward Griffith Begle