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Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Lyndon B. Johnson: One hundred years ago, the slave was freed.

One hundred years ago, the slave was freed. One hundred years later, the Negro remains in bondage to the color of his skin. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Muhammad Ali: Now you see me, now you don't. George

Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't! — Muhammad Ali

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Angel Gelique: Why would he want you when he could

Why would he want you when he could have me?... I'm your yesterday and you're my tomorrow. — Angel Gelique

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: Can you believe that? She says I'm not

Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for ... Hitler? — Woody Allen

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Robert Redford: I'm not interested in a film about golf

I'm not interested in a film about golf but I am interested in golf as a metaphor. — Robert Redford

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Rebecca West: It's the soul's duty to be loyal to

It's the soul's duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon itself to its master passion. — Rebecca West

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Maya Angelou: In order to avoid this bitter end, we

In order to avoid this bitter end, we would all have to be born again, and born with the knowledge of alternatives. Even then? — Maya Angelou

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Kate Smith: It became obvious in 1957 that I was

It became obvious in 1957 that I was endangering my health by carrying so much weight. — Kate Smith

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By George Orwell: Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation.

Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. — George Orwell

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Herb Kelleher: It takes nerves of steel to stay neurotic.

It takes nerves of steel to stay neurotic. — Herb Kelleher

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Jean Rostand: Think? Why think! We have computers to do

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. — Jean Rostand

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Katja Millay: There's a reverence in the way he kisses

There's a reverence in the way he kisses me that frightens me, because it's the most wonderful thing I've ever felt. — Katja Millay

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By Susan Moody: Possibilities swung from the ropes of his life

Possibilities swung from the ropes of his life like charms on a watch chain, golden. — Susan Moody

Matchmaker Funny Quotes By F.C. Etier: The road to success is under construction. (I

The road to success is under construction. (I came up with this in 1969 while a Jr. in high school.) — F.C. Etier