Masturbating Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Masturbating

Masturbating Quotes & Sayings

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My energies have been drained.
Masturbating too much will do that. — Michelle M. Pillow

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams

I think masturbating is a really important function in art. People don't like to hear that kind of stuff, but it's true. — Patti Smith

It's not like I got caught masturbating, for chrissake; she doesn't know me, why the hell would she care if I'm superstitious? - Karen — S.D. Perry

It's amazing what I could've written in my life if I had realized that I should keep writing and not masturbating. — Lewis Black

Remember: People who live in glass houses can see you masturbating in their bushes. — Dan Johnson

Remember what Anatole France said about the dog masturbating on your leg
'Sure, it's honest, but who needs it? — Richard Yates

The closest I ever came to death was masturbating with a 104-degree temperature. — Larry David

Cornflakes was mainly build because of the reason masturbating. The creator thought that if you eat healty food you won't masturbate... is he right? — Deyth Banger

Masturbating but did not. He didn't reject the idea so much — David Foster Wallace

There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape! — Vince Kramer

That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn't make you go blind. — Barbara Elsborg

Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating. — Abhijit Naskar

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky! — Lenny Bruce

Desperately looking for a vital but lost bit of paperwork or just frantically masturbating to the Eroica symphony. — David Mitchell

By the way, in that same session an ad popped up that said, "Tired of masturbating?" I thought, "Nope. Try me again in about one-hundred-fifty years. — Adam Carolla

On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. — Kate Beckinsale

I can't," I said. "I threw my back out masturbating. — Chelsea Handler

Masturbation and meditation both promote physical and mental wellbeing. — Abhijit Naskar

Breaking news is the most masturbating thing journalists do. — Felix Salmon

I don't need to hear it, Sherman. I've already run every little bit of your possible dialogue in my head while I was masturbating. — Mira Grant

I will say it here on louder, all people to can hear it. I "DeYtH Banger" - I have masturbating problem ): . — Deyth Banger

I call masturbating "Gregging," named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave. — Jarod Kintz

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating — Mike Tyson

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. — Ricky Martin

Masturbating the meaning of life since 1987. #lovewithmeneverdies — Pat R

Don't forget, God can see you masturbating. But don't stop. He's almost there. — Sarah Silverman

How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke. — Heidi Cullinan

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. — Roddy Piper

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating. — Nick Thune

Pornography is not in the hands of the child who discovers his sexuality by masturbating, but in the heart of the adult who slaps him. — Bernardo Bertolucci