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Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way

Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment.
Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you try to surpass me]. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: If there were a master of stupidity in

If there were a master of stupidity in this world,
I would really love to listen to his success story. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused

Smartass Disciple: Master, I feel really really confused about the truth.
Master of Stupidity: Only confused? Walk in my shoes then you tell me. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to

Smartass Disciple: Master, what did you do to earn wisdom ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I forget. Shit happened, life goes on. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge

Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before

Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?
Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find

Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ?
Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it'll find you. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Linda Chavez: Liberals believe they own the franchise on minorities

Liberals believe they own the franchise on minorities and can't stand any Hispanic or black who breaks rank. — Linda Chavez

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Peter Kreeft: Thanksgiving comes after Christmas.

Thanksgiving comes after Christmas. — Peter Kreeft

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of

Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin?
Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how

Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man!
Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show you how to do something wisely. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it

Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ?
Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing' in spaceless. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time

Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things?
Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Elaine Cunningham: More things in this world have been accomplished

More things in this world have been accomplished in this world by persistence than by wisdom. — Elaine Cunningham

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so

Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?
Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Andy Grove: Technology happens, it's not good, it's not bad.

Technology happens, it's not good, it's not bad. Is steel good or bad? — Andy Grove

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Glenn Frey: I wanted to sing songs that my voice

I wanted to sing songs that my voice was comfortable with. — Glenn Frey

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn't judge others? Master

Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn't judge others?
Master of Stupidity: Don't! Unless you are paid for it. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the

Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began?
Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created? — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Student : 'a man must have his

Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.'
Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth,

Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.
Master of Stupidity: Hmmm ... tell me about your sexperience! — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Crystal Woods: When inside of her, he's beside himself.

When inside of her, he's beside himself. — Crystal Woods

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Alexander Theroux: The ears, which master the face of a

The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity. — Alexander Theroux

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Carroll Bryant: When people say they hate life, to what

When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn't any more appealing. — Carroll Bryant

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the

Smartass Disciple: But, you said that it's the truth??
Master of Stupidity: O Yes. That is yesterday's truth. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did

Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?
Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that? — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?
Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, I'm going to change the

Smartass Disciple: Master, I'm going to change the whole world.
Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Colin Cunningham: I look forward to every script that comes

I look forward to every script that comes down the pike. — Colin Cunningham

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Garrison Keillor: Computers can never completely replace humans. They may

Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity. — Garrison Keillor

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the

Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ?
Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Alessandro Baricco: Read the flight of your arrow if you

Read the flight of your arrow if you want to know your future. — Alessandro Baricco

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each

Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Don DeLillo: I think silence is the condition you accept

I think silence is the condition you accept as the judgment on your crimes. — Don DeLillo

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: No matter how rich a person is, his

No matter how rich a person is, his resources are limited. — Sunday Adelaja

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the

Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the broken heart?
Master of Stupidity: It isn't a disease need to be healed. It's life. — Toba Beta

Master Of Stupidity Quotes By Toba Beta: Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel. — Toba Beta