Massage Quotes: top 92 famous quotes about Massage

Massage Quotes & Sayings

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I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep. — Zoe Lister-Jones

I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. — Angie Stone

Happy endings aren't just for fairy tales and massage parlors. — Susan Gloss

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband? — Jill Shalvis

After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads. — Robert Cheeke

Don't play the role of victim AGAIN, just to massage your bullies ego
2015 — J. Yates

Whether we think we can or cannot, we are right. — Henry Ford

The stress stops here — Harry S. Truman

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage - you look really stressed — Ronald Reagan

She put her hands to her face and rubbed, then dug her fingers into her scalp, trying to massage some life back into her tired brain. — Thea Harrison

You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men. — Laura Schlessinger

Acupuncturists
Chiropractors
Massage Therapists
Dentists
and more! — Shirley Maclaine

Don't Let The Medium Massage The Message — Dean Cavanagh

Her vagina could offer shiatsu massage and whistle the national anthem - it's still not worth marrying her to get a piece of it. — Leisa Rayven

Healing does not take place in the fast lane. — Angeles Arrien

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages. — Eugene Mirman

I like a deep sports massage - a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I'm getting in shape for a role. — Chris Pine

An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me. — Padma Lakshmi

The neck massage: signature move of a Professional Boyfriend. — Robin Mellom

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. — Hedy Lamarr

The stars are so big,
The Earth is so small,

Stay as you are. — Marshall McLuhan

That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage. — Peter Greenaway

As for your back rubs ... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. — Kristen Schaal

Massage is the study of anatomy in braille. — Jack Meagher

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest. — Ashleigh Brilliant

He looked as though he had just had a steam bath, a massage, a good breakfast and a letter from home," wrote one journalist. — Rick Atkinson

There are other ways I think of myself as spoiling myself ... I ... get a massage once a week. Other people can, I didn't used to, and I can now. — Steve Ballmer

When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage. — Eva Longoria

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. — Janet Evanovich

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. — Jason Bateman

It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. — Gerald R. Ford

Money can't massage the fact that, right now, my man feels broken. — Alessandra Torre

Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor — Robert Tisserand

The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered. — Joey Skaggs

To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt. — Olivia Newton-John

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher. — A. N. Wilson

I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage. — Emilia Clarke

Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage. — Hippocrates

Find a way to get a full-body massage every day. — S. Jay Olshansky

I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West

Ha. You have no idea how hard a guy gets off from a good prostate massage. — Elle Kennedy

Four score and seven days is too long between massages — Abraham Lincoln

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences. — Robert Breault

Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap. — Barbara Taylor Bradford

I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed. — Andie MacDowell

The sign on the side of the highway said "Shoulder Work," and I thought, "I could go for a massage right now." So I pulled over. — Jarod Kintz

Keep his pants on or take them off? Better keep them on for now, or the whole massage pretense might vanish before it began. — Nina Croft

There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right. — G.A. McKevett

When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drives attachment. — Helen Fisher

I like getting massages regularly. So much so, that I built a massage room adjacent to my office. — Stewart Rahr

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. — Jean Cocteau

Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones. — Vera Farmiga

At noon I get to the gym to do my boxing workout. Three hours there. Rest. Once in a while I get a massage, because I need it once in while. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck. — Spiro T. Agnew

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. — Hippocrates

Emergency massage?" This is the worst pick up in the history of the world. — Helena Hunting

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield

I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me. — Stacy Keibler

I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage. — Emilia Clarke

My one guilty pleasure is, every airport, I will drop everything to get an airport massage at those kiosks. — Tyler Oakley

Wisdom is the mind what health is to the body. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

We serve life, not because it is broken, but because it is holy. — Mother Teresa

A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet. — Lolo Jones

When you died I didn't weep nor dream but knew you like a god breathe in each healing we begin. — Olga Broumas

Andcuffs, massage oil, some edible underwear-"
Aidan held up his hand. "No need to explain anymore. You had me at handcuffs, — Katie Ashley

I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data". — Ronald Coase

It's not about curing the disease, but healing the life; then the physical benefits come. — Bernie Siegel

We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time — Franklin D. Roosevelt

For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.' — Gene Weingarten

Days I kept busy with fractured angels' client masquerades. — Olga Broumas

Massage is very important for relaxing. — Andrew Tan

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ... — Emo Philips

In my spare time, I paint, garden, hike and enjoy massages for my weary writer's back. — Rolonda Watts

Life Is Too Short--So Kiss Slowly,
Laugh Insanely, Love Truly,
And Live With Passion. — Andy Vogt

Speak softly, I'm getting my massage — Theodore Roosevelt

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. — Al Michaels

Treat each person as you would an old friend. — Dalai Lama

When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage. — Natalia Vodianova

Science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine." — George Howe Colt

Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage. — Kris Jenner

Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage. — Marshall Thornton

The idea was that while one person wrote code, the other programmer would massage his or her shoulders; then they would switch. — Nick Bilton

Sleep. It's like giving yourself a massage. — Bethenny Frankel

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. — Jeaniene Frost

He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours? — Jeaniene Frost

Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. — Thomas Jefferson

Matt rested his head against the bus window, the vibration working like a strange massage. — Harlan Coben

I'm kind of bored with being the boss of the internet. It doesn't feel right without the massage. — Martijn Benders

Some days you feel like you've had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you've been trampled on. — Judy Woodruff