Massage Quotes
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Massage Quotes & Sayings
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I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep.
— Zoe Lister-Jones
I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air.
— Angie Stone
After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads.
— Robert Cheeke
Whether we think we can or cannot, we are right.
— Henry Ford
The stress stops here
— Harry S. Truman
She put her hands to her face and rubbed, then dug her fingers into her scalp, trying to massage some life back into her tired brain.
— Thea Harrison
You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.
— Laura Schlessinger
Acupuncturists
Chiropractors
Massage Therapists
Dentists
and more! — Shirley Maclaine
Chiropractors
Massage Therapists
Dentists
and more! — Shirley Maclaine
Don't Let The Medium Massage The Message
— Dean Cavanagh
Her vagina could offer shiatsu massage and whistle the national anthem - it's still not worth marrying her to get a piece of it.
— Leisa Rayven
Healing does not take place in the fast lane.
— Angeles Arrien
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.
— Eugene Mirman
An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me.
— Padma Lakshmi
The stars are so big,
The Earth is so small,
Stay as you are. — Marshall McLuhan
The Earth is so small,
Stay as you are. — Marshall McLuhan
That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage.
— Peter Greenaway
As for your back rubs ... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
— Kristen Schaal
Massage is the study of anatomy in braille.
— Jack Meagher
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
He looked as though he had just had a steam bath, a massage, a good breakfast and a letter from home," wrote one journalist.
— Rick Atkinson
When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage.
— Eva Longoria
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.
— Janet Evanovich
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.
— Jason Bateman
It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world.
— Gerald R. Ford
Money can't massage the fact that, right now, my man feels broken.
— Alessandra Torre
Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor
— Robert Tisserand
To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.
— Olivia Newton-John
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.
— A. N. Wilson
I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.
— Emilia Clarke
Find a way to get a full-body massage every day.
— S. Jay Olshansky
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants.
— Kanye West
Four score and seven days is too long between massages
— Abraham Lincoln
Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.
— Robert Breault
Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap.
— Barbara Taylor Bradford
I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed.
— Andie MacDowell
There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right.
— G.A. McKevett
When you massage someone, the levels of oxytocin go up in the brain, and oxytocin is one of the chemicals that drives attachment.
— Helen Fisher
I like getting massages regularly. So much so, that I built a massage room adjacent to my office.
— Stewart Rahr
A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.
— Jean Cocteau
At noon I get to the gym to do my boxing workout. Three hours there. Rest. Once in a while I get a massage, because I need it once in while.
— Juan Manuel Marquez
Asking Senator Fulbright's advice on foreign policy is like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck.
— Spiro T. Agnew
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me.
— Stacy Keibler
I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage.
— Emilia Clarke
My one guilty pleasure is, every airport, I will drop everything to get an airport massage at those kiosks.
— Tyler Oakley
Wisdom is the mind what health is to the body.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
We serve life, not because it is broken, but because it is holy.
— Mother Teresa
When you died I didn't weep nor dream but knew you like a god breathe in each healing we begin.
— Olga Broumas
Andcuffs, massage oil, some edible underwear-"
Aidan held up his hand. "No need to explain anymore. You had me at handcuffs, — Katie Ashley
Aidan held up his hand. "No need to explain anymore. You had me at handcuffs, — Katie Ashley
I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data".
— Ronald Coase
It's not about curing the disease, but healing the life; then the physical benefits come.
— Bernie Siegel
We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.'
— Gene Weingarten
Days I kept busy with fractured angels' client masquerades.
— Olga Broumas
Massage is very important for relaxing.
— Andrew Tan
Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ...
— Emo Philips
In my spare time, I paint, garden, hike and enjoy massages for my weary writer's back.
— Rolonda Watts
Speak softly, I'm getting my massage
— Theodore Roosevelt
There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them.
— Al Michaels
Treat each person as you would an old friend.
— Dalai Lama
When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage.
— Natalia Vodianova
Science is confirming what we know in our hearts: that, as psychiatrist James Gordon put it," massage is medicine."
— George Howe Colt
Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage.
— Kris Jenner
Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage.
— Marshall Thornton
Sleep. It's like giving yourself a massage.
— Bethenny Frankel
Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.
— Jeaniene Frost
He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?
— Jeaniene Frost
Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today.
— Thomas Jefferson
Matt rested his head against the bus window, the vibration working like a strange massage.
— Harlan Coben