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I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote. — MaryJanice Davidson

Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades. — MaryJanice Davidson

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned. — MaryJanice Davidson

Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude Eric Sinclair to Betsy — MaryJanice Davidson

Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life. — MaryJanice Davidson

Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right? — MaryJanice Davidson

Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band. — MaryJanice Davidson

They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before. — MaryJanice Davidson

There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat. — MaryJanice Davidson

To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman's best friend. Put — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen Christina (The Royal Treatment) — MaryJanice Davidson

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know. — MaryJanice Davidson

Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register? — MaryJanice Davidson

This is a great time to shut up and kiss me.
To her delight, Blake obliged. — MaryJanice Davidson

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers? — MaryJanice Davidson

Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting — MaryJanice Davidson

Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life!
And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink. — MaryJanice Davidson

The mouth of a passionate lover ... or a woman who would bite when she was angry. — MaryJanice Davidson

I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out. — MaryJanice Davidson

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER! — MaryJanice Davidson

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy. — MaryJanice Davidson

I stared harder. Come on, vampire mojo. Do your thing. "Don't. Kill. Yourself."
"Why. Are you. Talking. Like this? — MaryJanice Davidson

You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please. — MaryJanice Davidson

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like
politicians. — MaryJanice Davidson

It's a long story. Prepared to be regaled. — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm really fortunate that I type 120 words a minute. — MaryJanice Davidson

I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches ... all of it. — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm so dull, the fucking cat runs away about three times a month just to get a little excitement. And — MaryJanice Davidson

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too. — MaryJanice Davidson

I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff. — MaryJanice Davidson

God is dead! Only the IT department can help you now.
-Edward Smegger in Super, Girl! (p. 79) — MaryJanice Davidson

AT&T works in Hell. I can't think about it very long or I'll get really, really scared of AT&T. — MaryJanice Davidson

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it. — MaryJanice Davidson

What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time. — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm a sucker for the big, gruff, distant, emotionally closed-off hero who sloooowly warms up to the feisty, awesome, sweet heroine. — MaryJanice Davidson

You just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap. — MaryJanice Davidson

I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark. — MaryJanice Davidson

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing — MaryJanice Davidson

Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed. — MaryJanice Davidson

It was scary how much she sounded like me sometimes. Maybe that's why she totally got on my nerves — MaryJanice Davidson

You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow."
"Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not. — MaryJanice Davidson

Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied. — MaryJanice Davidson

Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks. — MaryJanice Davidson

A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse. — MaryJanice Davidson

Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy ... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me! — MaryJanice Davidson

Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you. — MaryJanice Davidson

It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of
ghosts. — MaryJanice Davidson

I turned. Tall, Dark, and Sinister was rapidly approaching. — MaryJanice Davidson

I mean, I wouldn't have wanted to be recognized. But I was kind of a prude about cheating on taxes, group sex, murder, and stuff. — MaryJanice Davidson

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes. — MaryJanice Davidson

Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. — MaryJanice Davidson

Friends are such a mixed blessing. — MaryJanice Davidson

I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems. — MaryJanice Davidson

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus? — MaryJanice Davidson

He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything. — MaryJanice Davidson

I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper. — MaryJanice Davidson

What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! — MaryJanice Davidson

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards. — MaryJanice Davidson

I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels. — MaryJanice Davidson

Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around). — MaryJanice Davidson

So you're a vampire?"
"Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person. — MaryJanice Davidson

What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming. — MaryJanice Davidson

My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips. — MaryJanice Davidson

I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything. — MaryJanice Davidson

I swore we'd never be together, but - '
'Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished. — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you. — MaryJanice Davidson

A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine. — MaryJanice Davidson

I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore. — MaryJanice Davidson

I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.' — MaryJanice Davidson

I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did. — MaryJanice Davidson

Mom, he was fucking my mother. He's a motherfucker!
- Sleeping with the Fishes — MaryJanice Davidson

I fucking hate tomato juice! It's like drinking red snot. — MaryJanice Davidson

The man had a dick on him that wouldn't quit. — MaryJanice Davidson

A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God'th thake! Aw, thon of a bith! — MaryJanice Davidson

I'm not playing vamp politics. — MaryJanice Davidson

A gold cage is still a cage.
-King David I
Oh, go cry in a bag of money.
-Queen Christina — MaryJanice Davidson