Martini Quotes: top 67 famous quotes about Martini

Martini Quotes & Sayings

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Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many — Herb Caen

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini. — Paul Desmond

Russians really needed a product that would be not as strong as vodka and not as feminine as cheap sparkling wine, so Martini was a good solution. — Roustam Tariko

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman. — George Burns

It was always fun to skate with Paul Wylie and Paul Martini. — Nancy Kerrigan

Hazen had already begun to mix her a martini. She watched approvingly. "Martinis make everything worthwhile, don't they?" she said, smiling at Strand. — Irwin Shaw

I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini. — Karen MacInerney

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature. — M.F.K. Fisher

I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host. — Dorothy Parker

It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it. — Adrienne Martini

Nona needs a very dry martini. — Holly Hood

He lied with a smile that paralyzed reason." [Abby Chandlis - main character of The List] — Steve Martini

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini ... — Mae West

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. — Daniel Seligman

Happiness is ... finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry. — Johnny Carson

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

As I remember, the worst result of a World War II block was a flood of Argentine Gin. Sensitive martini-boys and Gibson-girls still shudder ... — Mary Francis Kennedy Fisher

When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me. — William Faulkner

The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously. — Philip Larkin

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host. — Dorothy Parker

They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many. — Chris Gayle

I've been learning a lot about how to make a martini and all the variations that you can have with a few ingredients with Belvedere. — Stephanie Sigman

Apparently President Obama's favorite cocktail is a martini. When asked how he likes it, he said, 'On the beach, in Hawaii, in 2017.' — Jimmy Fallon

Television was a great place for me to kind of fall on my face and make mistakes and be okay with it and move on. — Max Martini

Suffering is as necessary to entertaining as vermouth is to a Martini - a small but vital ingredient. — Phyllis McGinley

Bright was the light of my last martini on my moral horizon — Norman Mailer

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini. — Eric Stoltz

When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses. — Steve McQueen

The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. — H.L. Mencken

You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. — Bernard DeVoto

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive. — Tallulah Bankhead

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul. — Alec Waugh

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini. — Jackie Gleason

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred. — Ian Fleming

They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers. — Hosho McCreesh

No olive?" I said. "Only a fucking beast would have an olive in his martini, — Robert B. Parker

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward

While shooting 'The Unit', I went to the Middle East twice to see the troops. I met some great men and women. — Max Martini

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke

I think I'm probably much better at the boots and pocket knife thing than I am at the high heels and martini thing. — Sarah Wayne Callies

I love bookstores and booksellers. In my novel 'Dirty Martini,' I thanked over 3,000 booksellers by name in the back matter. — J.A. Konrath

My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine. — Nikki Sanderson

I want people to get involved and to connect with veterans. — Max Martini

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini? — Noel Coward

One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough. — M.F.K. Fisher

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. — Douglas Coupland

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time? — Gerald R. Ford

With all respect to James Bond, a martini should be stirred, not shaken. — Kingsley Amis

When suffering from TBI and PTSD, it's difficult to find the motivation to seek help. I want society not to forget those that served this country. — Max Martini

After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini. — Tank Abbott

This steak wouldn't have tasted nearly as good if I'd been lying dead at the bottom of a ravine. I lifted my martini and drank to that. — Marcia Clark

This is an excellent martini - sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud. — Herman Wouk

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini. — P.G. Wodehouse

I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser. — Kimberly Raye

I don't get cast as the guy who steps off a yacht in a white linen suit with a martini. — Martin Freeman

as bitter and medicinal as the martini was, I set about drinking it as though each sip would make it more appetizing. Which proved to be true. Five — Camille Pagan

I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure. — Bob Shacochis

A martini. Shaken, not stirred. — Sean Connery

When I started as an actor, I kind of started with a couple features. I've been waiting for the opening. — Max Martini

Done is better than perfect. Time for a martini. — Carolyn V. Hamilton

It is always the time of hope, confidence and love. Everything passes; love remains. We will not be disappointed. — Carlo Maria Martini

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber

The clatter of Crow calling to Crow - is there anywhere a friendlier, happier sound? — Clem Martini

Worrying about parents is a waste of time. It's your life. Let's have a martini. — Megan Mayhew Bergman

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini. — George Burns

Your presence resembles a dirty martini,
she only drinks it when she's thirsty. — Shannon Lynette

'The tea is coming!' ... she may want a martini, but make her drink tea. — Alice Taylor