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I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you. — Mel Brooks

I'm a married woman. I love my husband; I have a good life. — Gennifer Flowers

Intimate relationships only have God's blessing if the man and woman are married. — Sunday Adelaja

The one thing that reconciles me to the fact of being a woman is the reflection that it delivers me from the necessity of being married to one. — Mary Wortley Montagu

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. — Larry Hagman

Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman. — Mordecai Richler

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it. — E.W. Howe

I met an American woman and got married so I had to get a job. — Walter Wager

How can you learn unconditional love if you're married to a woman who meets all your conditions? — Paul Washer

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother. — Martha Gellhorn

You may think you're married to a woman, but she's really an overgrown child. — Emily Yoffe

A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married. — Anna Held

I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady. — Ruth Warrick

Looking at traditional marriages, it seems the surest way for a woman to be alone is to get married. — Gloria Steinem

Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. — Michael W. Grimard

A battered wife is a married woman until she gets a divorce. Or until she kills the bastard. — John Grisham

I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along. — Elizabeth Moon

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's
to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw

Whenever I imagined my future, growing up and getting married, for some reason I always pictured a woman. It was just how my mind worked. — Calista Lynne

God only expects man and woman to be together and to be legally married, only if they so are in love with each other. — Manny Pacquiao

As a woman, you don't have really much freedom of choice in the Middle East - very often, by the time they are 13 or 14, girls get married. — Rula Jebreal

I'm married to a very generous woman. — Steven A. Cohen

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. — Johnny Carson

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

This woman was so ugly and stupid, she probably never should have been born. And yet Wait was the second person to have married her. — Kurt Vonnegut

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married. — Jeff Foxworthy

First of all, I might be married, but hell if a sane woman would turn her head away from the sight of that. — K. Bromberg

If Math was a woman, we'd be married already. — Mark Gonzales

An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities. — Honore De Balzac

The man who marries a woman for her beauty will be deceived; he who marries a woman for good sense can truly say he is married. - Sultana — Jean Sasson

Any woman who marries an Italian must accept the undeniable fact that she has also married his mother. — Diane Cilento

I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look up to. — Alec Baldwin

It's a curious thing how no matter what's wrong with you, a man'll tell you to have your teeth examined and a woman'll tell you to get married. — William Faulkner

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. — Aeschylus

A woman, even a married woman, cannot float without proper escort. It is simply not done. — Gail Carriger

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day. — Mallory Ortberg

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. — Rod Stewart

It's a rare man who can stand being around an intelligent woman, let alone married to her. — Bette Davis

In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman. — Honore De Balzac

Single is a choice, just like Married is. — Mandy Hale

If I follow the inclination of my nature, it is this: beggar-woman and single, far rather than queen and married. — Elizabeth I

All husbands are boring... No woman with ounce of sense gets married to be entertained, she marries to be maintained. — Isabel Allende

I love true love, and I'm a woman who wants to be married for a lifetime. That traditional life is something that I want. — Ali Larter

I married a woman who's not going to take anything. No slips. She's very accountable, and she holds me very accountable. — Joe Nichols

If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us. — G-Dragon

A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman. — Sol Wachtler

All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman. — Catharine MacKinnon

A woman cannot ever be sure of not being married till she is buried, Mrs. Doctor, dear, and meanwhile I will make a batch of cherry pies. — L.M. Montgomery

Torture is being married to a proud, insensitive man, while an attentive, supportive man lives under the same roof. — Heather Day Gilbert

I really don't advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married — Virginia Woolf

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. — Lewis Grizzard

You should not play around with a married young woman: the slander could be serious — Shuruppak

Not married until 33, Abraham Lincoln said, A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that cannot hurt me. — Shelby Foote

Minds me of a married woman who was very proud of her virtue. She slept with other men only when her husband was away. — Robert A. Heinlein

A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne. — Honore De Balzac

I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her. — Lisa Vanderpump

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others properties. — Michael Caine

It is a fundamental axiom of married life that you must lie to a woman. She likes it! — Agatha Christie

To be married to a good woman is to live with tender surprise. — Norman Mailer

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I actually speak fluent German. And I live in Vienna, and I'm married to a Viennese woman. — Peter Morgan

I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom. — Anthony Hopkins

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not. — Mary Catherine Bateson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? — Barbra Streisand

A married woman is a slave whom one must put on a throne. — Honore De Balzac

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. — Danny Bonaduce

No young woman wants to get married after reading Tolstoy — Lisa Kleypas

Married women are kept women, and theyare beginning to find it out. — Logan Pearsall Smith

This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond. — Jimmy Fallon

I'm married. I'm not attracted to any other woman, ever. — Jason Biggs

If a woman has been married three years or more, you come to learn that she's usually easier to sleep with than a single woman. — Neil Strauss

To mind being disliked by a woman you don't desire and are not married to is yet another serious failure of common sense. — Wendell Berry

To bear a child or to get married is not the primary goal for a lady who wants to become successful in life — Sunday Adelaja

Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to. — Nancy Reagan

She wondered how she would feel to be a married woman. It would be the end of her life, she decided, if life was a time of choices. — Neil Gaiman

OMG, I am a married woman! — Brooke Burns

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H.L. Mencken

......he married a girl, he had no idea what the woman was going to be like. As soon as he got a glimpse he was running scared. — Jordan Silver

Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman. — Mata Amritanandamayi

Breakfast was amazing, and I say that having been married to a woman who could make a breakfast spread that would have made Gandhi stop a fast. — John Scalzi

God's image is the married couple, a man and woman, together. Not just the man. Not just the woman. No, both of them. That's God's image. — Pope Francis

A woman who repeatedly asks a man she knows to be gay when he's going to get married and have children is not trying to let sleeping dogs lie. — Mallory Ortberg

Sex with a married woman ten years his senior was stress free and fulfilling, because it couldn't lead to anything — Haruki Murakami

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland

There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about. — Oscar Wilde

If you get married they think you're
finished
and if you are without a woman they think you're
incomplete. — Charles Bukowski

So," he said. "What's the difference between me and a whore?" He swallowed. "Am I a whore?"
"No more than every married woman. — Edmund White

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life — Big Daddy Kane

Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop. — George Bernard Shaw

Would it be better if I'd married a Negro woman? Would they treat my child any better? Erect fewer barriers? — Sammy Davis Jr.

I loved football even before I married a quarterback; it's not for every woman, but I like it. — Holly Robinson Peete

Because of pressure from society, many a man has married a woman with whom he isn't compatible; she likes fairy tales, whereas he likes hairy males. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I had a new persona, not of my choosing. I was Average Dumb Woman Married to Average Shitty Man. He had single-handedly de-amazed Amazing Amy. — Gillian Flynn

They say that when a woman wants to end a relationship, she cuts off all of her hair. I've done that twice in my marriage but am still married. — Leslie Mann

And who e'er said I wanted such a fiery-tongued woman to wife?"
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson

I reached a point in my life where I didn't really like who I was.I was married to an amazing woman. I had children, and yet there was frustration. — Jim Gaffigan

I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now. — Gary Hoey

Every woman wants to get married and have children. — Fannie Flagg