Married Men Quotes
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
— H.L. Mencken
To feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious.
— Agatha Christie
Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.
— Michael Kimmel
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.
— Samuel Johnson
All the best women are marriedall the handsome men are gay — Robbie Williams
As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor.
— William Shakespeare
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
— Oscar Wilde
He was one of your wicked, fascinating men. After he got married he left off being fascinating and just kept on being wicked.
— L.M. Montgomery
The Waverley sisters had married men as steadfast and normal as the women were mercurial and strange.
— Sarah Addison Allen
But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge.
— Philip Massinger
I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.
— Ana Gasteyer
A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.
— George Bernard Shaw
It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man'sto keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
— Johnny Carson
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.
— Rita Rudner
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
— Gloria Steinem
A man who does not ask to much become the promise of his land. His marriage married to his place, he waits and does not stray.
— Wendell Berry
If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be with me.
— Anna Nicole Smith
You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.
— Geraldine Ferraro
Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands and abominably conceited when they are not.
— Oscar Wilde
I didn't want to get married. What I knew of most men was something I didn't want any part of. I just wanted to work on my career.
— Eleanor Mondale
It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.
— Gay Talese
Men who want to get marriedpropose. You don't need to read the signs. They propose and that's the sign. — Sophie Kinsella
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a womana married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland
A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing.
— George Bernard Shaw
If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all.
— George Bernard Shaw
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
— H.L. Mencken
Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore', and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!
— Arturo Toscanini
Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.
— Cherie Lunghi
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
— Thomas Fuller
Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
— C. Northcote Parkinson
Men and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine
— Frederick Douglass
He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.
— Gillian Flynn
I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men.
— Britt Ekland
Most men got married because they were comfortable where they were, and breaking free was too hard and too unpleasant.
— Ilona Andrews
Love is supposed to lift you up, not hold you down. It is supposed to push you forward, not hold you back.
— Suzy Kassem
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
— J. Norman Collie
While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove ...
— Phyllis Bentley
I imagine he's married. Or was ... He seems damaged in the way that only we women can damage men.
— Arturo Perez-Reverte
Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.
— Helen Rowland
Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals.
— Lloyd Kaufman
Emerson is a remarkable person, considering that he is a man. Which is not saying a great deal.
— Elizabeth Peters
Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop.
— George Bernard Shaw
As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.
— Robert Breault
Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.
— Chuck Klosterman
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
— Larry David
If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married.
— Katharine Hepburn
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
— George Bernard Shaw
I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life.
— Gary Condit
I'm not here to put down men, God love them and I'm married to one, but I do think they are more shallow.
— Sharon Gless
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
— Nikola Tesla
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
— Katharine Hepburn
A married man turns his staffe into a stake.
— George Herbert
I like naughty boys. I was married to David Bailey, who was one of the naughtiest. I like real men, and I like masculinity.
— Marie Helvin
We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.
— George Herbert
When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together.
— William Blake
Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to.
— Nancy Reagan
I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
— Elizabeth Taylor
Close your legs to married men!
— NeNe Leakes
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
— Charles Maurice De Talleyrand
A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
— George Bernard Shaw
My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.
— George Bernard Shaw
It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it.
— Artemas Ward
No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man several times! — Ruth Graham
Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.
— George Bernard Shaw
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
— Helen Rowland
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
— Roseanne Barr
Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman.
— Mata Amritanandamayi
Married men make the best husbands.
— James Huneker
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
— Helen Rowland
I don't have a lot of men in my life. I'm married, but I have daughters. I'm surrounded by a lot of females in my world.
— Gayle Forman
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
— Robert Breault
I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
— Carrie Snow
That's why you got married - to feel safe from all the men who were trying to siphon your soul.
— Tarryn Fisher
I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now.
— Gary Hoey
I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them.
— Maya Angelou
Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start!
— Tennessee Williams
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?
— Barbra Streisand
I refer to myself as gay, but I'm married to a man.
— Margaret Cho