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The only really happy folk are married women and single men. — H.L. Mencken

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it. — E.W. Howe

Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was, 'Nope, they're married, man'. — Lucy Lawless

I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother. — Martha Gellhorn

To feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious. — Agatha Christie

I abhor men who cheat on their wives and despise women who sleep with married men. — Lisa Lim

Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. — Michael Kimmel

A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures. — Samuel Johnson

All the best women are married
all the handsome men are gay — Robbie Williams

As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor. — William Shakespeare

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde

He was one of your wicked, fascinating men. After he got married he left off being fascinating and just kept on being wicked. — L.M. Montgomery

The Waverley sisters had married men as steadfast and normal as the women were mercurial and strange. — Sarah Addison Allen

But married once, a man is stak'd or pown'd, and cannot graze beyond his own hedge. — Philip Massinger

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry. — Ana Gasteyer

A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea. — George Bernard Shaw

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's
to keep unmarried as long as he can. — George Bernard Shaw

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. — Johnny Carson

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to. — Rita Rudner

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. — Ray Romano

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. — Gloria Steinem

A man who does not ask to much become the promise of his land. His marriage married to his place, he waits and does not stray. — Wendell Berry

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing. — Bill Cosby

Did all women married to well-known men struggle for recognition? — Nancy Horan

If I have another child, I doubt I'll get married again. I don't think men particularly want to be with me. — Anna Nicole Smith

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting. — Colette

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like. — Geraldine Ferraro

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands and abominably conceited when they are not. — Oscar Wilde

I didn't want to get married. What I knew of most men was something I didn't want any part of. I just wanted to work on my career. — Eleanor Mondale

It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good. — Gay Talese

Men who want to get married
propose. You don't need to read the signs. They propose and that's the sign. — Sophie Kinsella

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland

A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. — George Bernard Shaw

If we women were particular about men's characters, we should never get married at all. — George Bernard Shaw

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H.L. Mencken

Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore', and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men! — Arturo Toscanini

Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa. — Cherie Lunghi

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller

Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married. — C. Northcote Parkinson

Men and women, old and young, married and single, were ranked with horses, sheep, and swine — Frederick Douglass

He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied. — Gillian Flynn

I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men. — Britt Ekland

Most men got married because they were comfortable where they were, and breaking free was too hard and too unpleasant. — Ilona Andrews

Love is supposed to lift you up, not hold you down. It is supposed to push you forward, not hold you back. — Suzy Kassem

Washington is a city of important men and the women they married before they grew up. — Nora Ephron

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. — J. Norman Collie

While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove ... — Phyllis Bentley

I imagine he's married. Or was ... He seems damaged in the way that only we women can damage men. — Arturo Perez-Reverte

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married. — Helen Rowland

Being a gay married man, I love Broadway musicals. — Lloyd Kaufman

Emerson is a remarkable person, considering that he is a man. Which is not saying a great deal. — Elizabeth Peters

Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop. — George Bernard Shaw

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking. — Robert Breault

Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married. — Chuck Klosterman

Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China? — Larry David

If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the distain of one, go ahead, get married. — Katharine Hepburn

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all. — George Bernard Shaw

I've been married 34 years. I have not been a perfect man. I have made mistakes in my life. — Gary Condit

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me. — Terry Bradshaw

I'm not here to put down men, God love them and I'm married to one, but I do think they are more shallow. — Sharon Gless

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. — Nikola Tesla

This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond. — Jimmy Fallon

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. — Katharine Hepburn

A married man turns his staffe into a stake. — George Herbert

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. — Oscar Wilde

I like naughty boys. I was married to David Bailey, who was one of the naughtiest. I like real men, and I like masculinity. — Marie Helvin

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake. — George Herbert

When a Man has Married a WifeHe finds out whetherHer Knees & elbows are onlyglued together. — William Blake

Every woman is entitled to an opinion and the right to express that opinion-especially to the man she's married to. — Nancy Reagan

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim? — Elizabeth Taylor

Close your legs to married men! — NeNe Leakes

A married man with a family will do anything for money. — Charles Maurice De Talleyrand

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future. — George Bernard Shaw

My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same. — George Bernard Shaw

It is true, that all married men have their own way, but the trouble is they don't all have their own way of having it. — Artemas Ward

No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it. — W. Somerset Maugham

God has not always answered my prayers. If He had, I would have married the wrong man
several times! — Ruth Graham

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day. — George Bernard Shaw

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him. — Helen Rowland

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr

Married life, if lived with the proper love and understanding, helps awaken the feminine within a man, and the masculine within a woman. — Mata Amritanandamayi

Married men make the best husbands. — James Huneker

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland

The happily married man with a large family is the test pilot for me. — Nevil Shute

I don't have a lot of men in my life. I'm married, but I have daughters. I'm surrounded by a lot of females in my world. — Gayle Forman

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. — Robert Breault

I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night. — Carrie Snow

That's why you got married - to feel safe from all the men who were trying to siphon your soul. — Tarryn Fisher

I got married to an amazing woman, had 2 awesome kids and toured with Jeff Beck, I can die a happy man now. — Gary Hoey

I've never had a dislike for men. I've been badly treated by some. But I've been loved greatly by some. I married a lot of them. — Maya Angelou

When you want to get married, ask the universe for a man who has every quality money cannot buy. Then go about to create your own prosperity. — Barbara Rose

I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. — Joni Rodgers

Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start! — Tennessee Williams

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married? — Barbra Streisand

I refer to myself as gay, but I'm married to a man. — Margaret Cho