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Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own. — M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

All love, ultimately, is self-love. — Robert Galbraith

You think batting your lashes is going to get you out of this?"

"Of course not. You're a married man, detective. — M. Kane

A man's most precious possession is the woman who walks by his side. — M. Never

I reported everything I was given, even if I didn't keep - I did not keep the vast majority of it. — Tim Kaine

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. — Molly Harper

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

God has chosen us to help one another. — Smith Wigglesworth

We can only write well about our sins because it is too difficult to recall a virtuous act or even whether it was the result of good or evil motives. — Edward Dahlberg

If the movie works, nobody notices the mistakes ... If the movie doesn't work, the only thing people notice are mistakes. — Francis Ford Coppola

Any reason could be made for self-justification. — Toba Beta

The harmonica is a great instrument. — Toots Thielemans

My personal decorating style is cozy, romantic and a little rustic, with a sense of whimsy. — Kimberly Schlapman

Morality is the object of government. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's naivety to think that we can just change someone's lifetime belief system using some casual conversations. It cannot happen! — Assegid Habtewold

Opposities are married. — Ljupka Cvetanova

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Robert Frost

If you've read something brilliant, it's good. It's good to look out the window and see what's going on in the world. — Steven Knight

It is proper Netiquette to provide positive reinforcement, feedback, for posts we Like. — David Chiles

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse