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Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
All love, ultimately, is self-love.
— Robert Galbraith
I reported everything I was given, even if I didn't keep - I did not keep the vast majority of it.
— Tim Kaine
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late'
— Oscar Wilde
God has chosen us to help one another.
— Smith Wigglesworth
We can only write well about our sins because it is too difficult to recall a virtuous act or even whether it was the result of good or evil motives.
— Edward Dahlberg
If the movie works, nobody notices the mistakes ... If the movie doesn't work, the only thing people notice are mistakes.
— Francis Ford Coppola
Any reason could be made for self-justification.
— Toba Beta
The harmonica is a great instrument.
— Toots Thielemans
My personal decorating style is cozy, romantic and a little rustic, with a sense of whimsy.
— Kimberly Schlapman
Morality is the object of government.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's naivety to think that we can just change someone's lifetime belief system using some casual conversations. It cannot happen!
— Assegid Habtewold
Opposities are married.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
If you've read something brilliant, it's good. It's good to look out the window and see what's going on in the world.
— Steven Knight
It is proper Netiquette to provide positive reinforcement, feedback, for posts we Like.
— David Chiles
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse