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The Bible tells us that the state of the world will grow darker as we near the end of the age. — Billy Graham

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. — Tom Smothers

His eyes ignited into a color found only in the heart of the sun. 'Yes?'
'Yes, already. I'll marry you. Yes. Hell, yes. What am I, stupid? — Rachel Caine

Marriage with love is entering heaven with one's eyes shut, but marriage without love is entering hell with them open. — Alec-Tweedie

A marriage made in heaven - or in my case, hell. — Ellen Schreiber

My mother should have been an attorney. She and Abe could have opened a law firm together. — Richelle Mead

Marriage is neither heaven or hell, it is merely purgatory. — Abraham Lincoln

Prejudice hasn't changed to this day, not in golf. Maybe in other sports. — Charlie Sifford

Whoever marries a devilish spouse will go through hell. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Family ... the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children. — August Strindberg

Hey wedding DJ, there is no way in hell I'm paying you $1,000 when all you're doing is plugging your iPod into the sound system #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth. — Edwin Louis Cole

For every marriage that is made in Heaven, there is a marriage made in Hell. — Phyllis Chesler

It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell. — George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is one sweet way in which one can taste heaven on earth. Similarly, I can also become hell on earth. — Israelmore Ayivor

Humility is the marriage bond of Heaven. Pride is the frigidity of Hell. — Peter Kreeft

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. — Abraham Lincoln

Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell. — Enid Bagnold

I'm married. And pregnant. — Edan Lepucki

Russia's oil fields are mature and require capital and Western technology even to keep production flat. — Roger Altman

I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike — Harold Bloom

Never marry who doesn't love you,
If you do it, your ordeal will turn into hell. — Miguel Angel Saez Gutierrez

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague. — Robert Burton

I trust my wife's judgement ... That's what Philippe says about Granny, just before all hell breaks loose. — Deborah Harkness

But I had not quite fixed whether to make him [Don Juan] end in Hell-or in an unhappy marriage,-not knowing which would be the severest. — Lord Byron

Love has to be reciprocated for it to be real. — Alexandra Adornetto

Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell. — Jesse Petersen

I love you like the devil loves his pitchfork. I love you like the angel loves his wings. I love you from here to heaven, through hell and back again. — Robert Thier

A good marriage can usher you into paradise, a bad one into hell — Bangambiki Habyarimana

All that we saw was owing to your metaphysics. — William Blake

Is the journey the destination? Please, no. Let me out of your Volkswagen bus at the next corner. — N.D. Wilson

A bad marriage is a season in hell — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Give Dayrolles a chair. — Lord Chesterfield

The key step for an infielder is the first one, to the left or right, but before the ball is hit. — Earl Weaver