Marriage And Love Funny Quotes
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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes.
— Howard Mittelmark
US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
— Roseanne Barr
Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
— Mignon McLaughlin
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
— James Goldsmith
Be positive, patient and persistent.
— Banksy
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
— Bette Davis
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
— Paula Deen
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.
— Jimmy Piersall
Alma: I rather suspect her of being in love with him. Martin: Her own husband? Monstrous! What a selfish woman!
— Lady Randolph Churchill
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.
— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break.
— Stephenie Meyer
I grew up in a house that had a whole lot of trouble. As much trouble as you could imagine.
— Lynda Barry
That woman," Grimm said quietly, "drives me quite insane."
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
Kettle grunted. "Why'd you marry her, then? — Jim Butcher
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
A work of art is a world in itself reflecting senses and emotions of the artist's world.
— Hans Hofmann
I just want to help people become winners. That's what I'm about. I'm about winning.
— Avery Johnson
Skepticism? Yes, but a saint is a skeptic once in twenty-four hours.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Forget the past.
— Nelson Mandela
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova