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Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I live in Los Angeles, I know it I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: When you actually meet the devil and he When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate. Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: My dad is actually a manic depressive, which My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: In the sixties and seventies you could probably In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Dogs are too much to handle. I don't Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: The demand for standup in the eighties was The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Margaret Maron: I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap I get very cranky when interrupted. I snap at people, sigh dramatically and slam my door shut. — Margaret Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm sad to see the passing of the I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Faith in the face of disappointment is only Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: On some level any appearance on Television can On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Rick Shapiro: My bullshit was that I adore you and My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it. — Rick Shapiro
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or There's nothing more horrifying than the possibility or the idea that you will just fade away into obscurity. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Because we're comics and we pass each other Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: The way I figure it, if you can't The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I've become less angry and a little more I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: That's the big challenge of life - to That's the big challenge of life - to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don't annoy your friends with your whining. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: There's a fine line between cultural criticism and There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I think sharing experience makes everything better. When I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not against people just being funny or I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I didn't really want to kill myself, it I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: It's easy to maintain your integrity when no It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: You hope to see an arc of growth You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: The worst thing about living in this world, The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I think the reason Jesus is so popular, I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: When you're young you really think you're angry When you're young you really think you're angry for reasons and causes. As you get older, you realize you might just be angry. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't care what anybody says, I think I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: What you don't know about your parents is What you don't know about your parents is what becomes fascinating as you get older. They — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm glad to be part of the war I'm glad to be part of the war on sadness. I'm a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm proud to be part of a generation I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.' — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: The next evolutionary step is into the screen. The next evolutionary step is into the screen. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not completely sure we aren't all living I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Get yourself in a situation where you have Get yourself in a situation where you have no choice. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: It's great to have people come out. I It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I think things evolve into jokes. I don't I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I think that standup has always been an I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I look at every book as a self-help I look at every book as a self-help book. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: It's amazing how much you can rationalize when It's amazing how much you can rationalize when you're on drugs. I could actually say to myself, Look, I'm only doing blow Wednesday through Saturday. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Margaret Maron: A woman's body doesn't quit just because her A woman's body doesn't quit just because her heart breaks. — Margaret Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: In most cases the only difference between depression In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: You can't avoid pain in life. It's how You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Comics seemed to have a handle on things. Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very comforting to laugh. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Hopefully standup will become special again. Hopefully standup will become special again. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: But then again, what do I know. I But then again, what do I know. I project. Then I judge. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Buying my wife a gun sort of like Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: The bile makes it better. I am an The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: When I was a young kid I loved When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I just wanted to be a good comic I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to write a show about your life. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I always thought I was funny, but I I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: For my next trick I will make everyone For my next trick I will make everyone understand me. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Have you ever had one of those moments Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves? — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Is it hard to make a living in Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I don't make a list of questions. Ever. I think a lot of my interviews are driven by my need to feel connection. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I used to do a lot of drugs. I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: We need the children of Indonesia and the We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: There's something to be said that if everyone There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice cream. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: I knew most of my radio listeners were I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Marc Maron: Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. — Marc Maron
Maron's Quotes By Arina Tanemura: God, I'm a girl with a cursed fate. God, I'm a girl with a cursed fate. I've fallen in love with a boy and I want to be happy. — Arina Tanemura