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I don't want to hang out with some guy I just like. — Leighton Meester
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear. — Mark Twain
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. — Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. — Mark Twain
I agree not to expect anything — Louisa May Alcott
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach. — Mark Twain
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not. — Mark Twain
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me. — Mark Twain
I want a dish to taste good, rather than to have been seethed in pig's milk and served wrapped in a rhubarb leaf with grated thistle root. — Kingsley Amis
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. — Mark Twain
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that. — Mark Twain
I cannot believe such monstrous energy of grief can lead to nothing! — John Gardner
My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer. — Bernie Mac
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse. — Mark Twain

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