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Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Emperor Hirohito: I discovered freedom for the first time in

I discovered freedom for the first time in England. — Emperor Hirohito

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: The devil's aversion to holy water is a

The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: The only people who should use the possessive

The only people who should use the possessive 'we' are kings, newspaper editors, and persons with tapeworms. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Madeline Sheehan: Danny," Ripper whispered in my ear. "Three songs

Danny," Ripper whispered in my ear. "Three songs gone by and there's some old fuckin' bitch makin' statutory rape faces at me. — Madeline Sheehan

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Liane Moriarty: Today would be perfect in every way. The

Today would be perfect in every way. The Facebook photos wouldn't lie. So much joy. Her life had so much so joy. That was an actual verifiable fact. — Liane Moriarty

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: If you do read the newspaper you are

If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Whoopi Goldberg: Art and life are subjective. Not everybody's gonna

Art and life are subjective. Not everybody's gonna dig what I dig, but I reserve the right to dig it. — Whoopi Goldberg

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: A newspaper is not just for reporting the

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Tim Vine: Now did you know if a stick insect

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets. — Tim Vine

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: The true pioneer of civilization is not the

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey! — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: I am not the editor of a newspaper

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Dick Van Dyke: We called ourselves the Burfords - Reverend Burford,

We called ourselves the Burfords - Reverend Burford, Grandfather Burford, Cousin Burford, and so on. — Dick Van Dyke

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By John Templeton: Happiness pursued eludes, happiness given returns.

Happiness pursued eludes, happiness given returns. — John Templeton

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Stephen King: The sun had bled away every smell and

The sun had bled away every smell and left nothing. — Stephen King

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Mark Twain: Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. — Mark Twain

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Sigmund Freud: A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable

A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist. — Sigmund Freud

Mark Twain Newspaper Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Since September 11, 2001, the real world has

Since September 11, 2001, the real world has become too scary for a lot of people to be with - all the time. — Chuck Palahniuk