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I don't go to premieres. I attend film openings I'm in, and that's about it. Fame and celebrity doesn't matter to me. The longevity of my career does. — Eva Mendes

Remember that how you say something is as important as what you say. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Faithful continued prayer is one key to answered prayer. As James expresses it, "You do not have, because you do not ask God" (James 4:2). — John F. Walvoord

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be
a Christian. Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist — George Washington

It is our responsibility to look for meaning in life, even in the darkest times, and whatever the circumstances we always have a vestige of free will. — Viktor E. Frankl

We have no intention of failing. The only question is how great a success we'll have. — Rupert Murdoch

knife in my hand. — Veronica Roth

Women are more difficult to caricature than men - partly because beauty is more difficult to caricature. — Steve Breen

When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause. — Mark Twain

Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb. — Helena Christensen

He who preserves a man's life against his will does the same thing as if he slew him. — Horace

If you know you're the best it only makes sense for you to surround yourself with the best. NO EXCEPTIONS — Kanye West

I voted, always vote. It's very important to me. My kids, I take them with me since they were little, so they realize it's a responsibility. — Gloria Estefan

The soft droppes of rain perce the hard marble. — John Lyly

If I could imagine myself as God, I'd become him! — Arkady Strugatsky

Enjoyment appears at the boundary between boredom and anxiety, when the challenges are just balanced with the person's capacity to act. — Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

When you're from Weir, Mississippi, almost everywhere you go looks like the big city. — Roy Oswalt