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I'd always wanted to grow my hair out. And now looking back on those photos I understand why I probably shouldn't have ... — David Cook

I was a sort of son to Ike, and it was the other way round with Kennedy. — Harold Macmillan

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. — Mitch Hedberg

He that shuns trifles must shun the world. — George Chapman

Mai wasn't a bad driver, exactly. Her foot just had a high lead content. — Hailey Edwards

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

The people who are making you feel under attack is your union leadership, and they're doing it for politically intense reasons. — Scott Walker

[Khrushchev] should get a one-ton medal. — Mao Zedong

The paperweight was the room he was in, and the coral was Julia's life and his own, fixed in a sort of eternity at the heart of the crystal. — George Orwell

Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! — Bill Gates

I never write about a place I don't know. — Ruth Rendell

The knowledge of the omnipresence of God also means respect for the lives even of those who may be called opponents. — Mahatma Gandhi

You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that's what you are! — L.T. Suzuki

I reject the idea that humans are superior to other life forms ... Man is just an ape with an overly developed sense of superiority. — Paul Watson

Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You deserve delight. — Hannah Arendt