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Your grace's words have been like manure spread on the barren ground of my dry and uncultivated mind.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
The longer I live the greater is my respect for manure in all its forms.
— Elizabeth Von Arnim
To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure ...
— Odo Of Cluny
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood.
— David Berkowitz
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
— Noel Gallagher
He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure.
— Moliere
We say that the plow made civilization but for that matter, so did manure.
— Benjamin Lichtenberg
Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
— Francis Bacon
The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrant. It is its natural manure.
— Thomas Jefferson
And sweets to the sweet, I replied, then spoke the word that completed the spell, dropping a load of manure upon him.
— Roger Zelazny
Nanny's words made Janie's kiss across the gatepost seem like a manure pile after a rain
— Zora Neale Hurston
I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger.
— Eartha Kitt
I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality.
— Vanessa Carlton
You have a manure pile of memories. Nothing you can do about that. Now, you can drown in the stink, or turn it into compost and grow a garden.
— Rebecca O'Donnell
Reading books about gardens is a potent pastime; books nourish a gardener's mind in the same way as manure nourishes plants.
— Mirabel Osler
Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around.
— Francis Bacon
Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.
— Charles Duhigg
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?
— George Erik Rupp
You can find friends in manure, sometimes, my son.
— James Clavell
If you're a gardener you don't need a gym. You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.
— Michael Caine
Like me!" I said. "I have to work hard, too. Why, I haven't thrown manure in over two months!
— Jennifer L. Holm
The more fodder, the more flesh; the more flesh, the more manure; the more manure, the more grain.
— Justus Von Liebig
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
— J. Paul Getty
Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts.
— Ezra Pound
Money is like manure; it should be spread around
— Brooke Astor
My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.
— Ree Drummond
Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land, - it largely increases the product.
— P.T. Barnum
The Avant Gardener feeds flowers to his manure and charges prices he believes are not to be sniffed at
— Dean Cavanagh
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.
— Clint Murchison Jr.
When the spring comes, we will manure the plains of Kosova with the bones of Serbs, for we Albanians have suffered too much to forget.
— Isa Boletini
A pungent smell of manure blew in the window. "The odor of these Scottish wildflowers is astonishing," Edie said,
— Eloisa James
What are we doing down here? We prepare the blossoms of tomorrow. We all manure future humanity.
— Leo Errera
I read in one of the gardening books that manure was very good for soil, so I had a shitload delivered.
— Kaaron Warren
Nature does have manure and she does have roots as well as blossoms, and you can't hate the manure and blame the roots for not being blossoms.
— R. Buckminster Fuller
Money is like manure, you don't have to spread it around, you can just sell it to Potash Corp as fertilizer.
— J. Paul Getty
City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure.
— Melina Marchetta
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
— Thornton Wilder
Who could deny that our Austria is richer than any other country? As the saying goes: We have money like manure.
— Franz Grillparzer
The poor are the human manure in which grow the harvests of life, the harvests of joy which the rich reap.
— Octave Mirbeau
No man should be allowed to be the President who does not understand hogs, or hasn't been around a manure pile.
— George Orwell
Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap.
— Thomas Golden Jr.
She was like a farmer who keeps horses in order to haul away the manure that they generate.
— Paula Marantz Cohen
Unable to function as plants, we must serve as manure.
— Edward Conze
We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.
— Joel Salatin
If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Man takes great pains to heap up riches, and they are like heaps of manure in the furrows of the field, good for nothing unless they be spread.
— Matthew Henry
He is so full of manure, that man, we could lay him in the dirt and grow another one just like him." Ruby about her dad in "Cold Mountain
— Charles Frazier
You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens.
— Jerry Lawler
Money was the manure of politics ...
— Barbara Mertz
Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the manure.
— Bill Pullman
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
— Cyril Connolly
We should nourish our souls on the dew of Poesy, and manure them as well.
— Logan Pearsall Smith
