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A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
— Henny Youngman
Serenity of spirit and turbulence of action should make up the sum of a man's life.
— Vita Sackville-West
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
— Jimmy Cannon
Every man should marry - and no woman
— Benjamin Disraeli
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
— Robin Williams
"And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."
— Frank Carson
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
— Henny Youngman
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
— Henny Youngman
I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset.
— Hannah Harrington
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
— W.C. Fields
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
— Henny Youngman
Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that.
— Ashley Purdy
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
— Henny Youngman
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I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.
— Lake Bell
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
— Frank Carson
